To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.
Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
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by pychopath May 14, 2015
Get the Microphones mug.During oral sex, the person giving oral sex grabs the penis in one hand and slaps the head with the palm of the other hand saying "Is this thing on?"
Repeat until he answers or falls to the floor.
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"She was giving me head, smiled and then the bitch microphoned me!"
Next time you give head and your man hasnt been listening, microphone him. I bet he'll listen next time!
Next time you give head and your man hasnt been listening, microphone him. I bet he'll listen next time!
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