Microsoft

Noun - To Microsoft - a synonym for rebooting. The word came about as a result of the main way to fix a Microsoft Operating System, which was to simply turn off the operating system and start it anew. This was quite common when the famous blue screen of death (BSOD) showed up on a computer.

The computer locked up, so he microsofted it.

Johnny microsofted the computer in order to get it operational again.

by Cyric297 January 16, 2009

Microsoft

A person with a micro penis and erectile dysfunction

Sadie hooked up with Stuart only to discover he was microsoft

by Bordygodpoo June 18, 2019

microsoft

inability of a designer to maintain an erection sufficient for satisfying creative desires, most often relating to powerpoint.

Powerpoint is giving me such a microsoft

by RGBeast May 29, 2016

microsoft

A group of neo-nazis worshipping al malfunctioning stereo. A.K.A. My heroes.

Microsoft cant be bad......look at the freaking money they've made!

by Jason May 13, 2005

Microsoft

Company that made laggy internet explorer ad filled Windows 10 the Microsoft Store the bad Windows version s (Windows Vista,ME,8, and 10 in S mode).

IE:*still loading urbandictionary.com*
Windows:Installing APP YOU DONT WANT from the Microsoft Store.

by Google is Cool September 14, 2020

Microsoft

The best technology company ever. My favourite thing they made was the Xbox one, Bill Gates does a good job of running the company.

Rick, hey Andrew what is your favourite technology company,
Andrew, Microsoft

Rick, me too! Let’s play some Xbox

Andrew, ya sure

by Jack cof May 22, 2018

Microsofted It

verb: when one enters a word on Microsoft and uses the synonym tool to use a more sophisticated sounding word.

noun: a paper fully un-understandable due to the lack of correctly Microsofting It.

Teacher 1 - Wow, this paper is so beautifully though out.

Teacher 2 - Lemme see that *reads paper*

Teacher 2 - this kid totally Microsofted It.

by CantCatchMe122 July 30, 2011