midas dick

Midas dick in fortnite, no shit. Im not fuggin around

Midas dick will go in my ass.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022

Midas

slang for a jewel thief who has never been proven guilty no matter how many times he has been caught

A:Hey, that jewel thief just got acquitted again!!
B:What a Midas!

by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT June 19, 2020

Midas

A fkin dumb piece of shit that thinks he owns the world

That guy is even worse than a fucking midas

by Fkinbitchnibba April 16, 2020

Midas

Buff ass thicc lady, got hella ass, major tiddy. Once killed an old lady but that is neither here nor there.

"God DAMN look at that Midas lookin slice of thicc cake over there, I heard she killed my grandma"

by mGNssssssssssss May 05, 2022

Midas

A student who always starts learning on time, and shares all his summeries with his schoolmates.

Oh he is a midas, we're very thankful

Have we got a midas in our group? I don't fancy making my own summeries.

by vicotr April 02, 2017

midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023

Midas Pipeline

Similar to an "Alaskan Pipeline," and named after the blessing of Midas' gold; a Midas Pipeline is a condom filled with piss and frozen for penetration. It can be reused and refrozen as long as the condom lasts.

"Did you Pup Amp at the party this weekend? He was a total pig bottom! I saw him pull out his daddy's Midas Pipeline from the freezer and parade his gaping twink ass around"

by Pup_Niff December 21, 2020