mitzan

a dumbass

dude you're such a mitzan

by dended February 3, 2018

mitzzy

If you have this name you are the sexiest girl out there, with a fat ass. You have the most prettiest smile. You’re so smart, loves to read and just a great person. She has the best style out there and has beautiful face features. She pulls all them hoes. She gives big titty energy. She is super funny and just overall a cutie.

Omg is that mitzy? No bitch it’s MITZZY

by backofspencers November 22, 2021

Pong Mitzvah

The celebration of a young man's coming of age in which he plays his first game of beer pong.

Hey man, so are you going to Eric's Pong Mitzvah on Friday night?

Hell yeah man! I'm gonna get so schwasted and pong my face off!

by Chief03 January 2, 2010

Bart mitzvah

A Bar or Bat Mitzvah for a transgender person.

David feels that he is a girl trapped in a boy's body, so we've decided to have a Bart Mitzvah when he turns 13.

by footballfan20852 September 29, 2017

Jizz Mitzvah

When you are at a bar mitzvah ceremony and begin to nut uncontrollably, similar to a garden hose full of jizz. Usually considered a religious hate crime in most west indonesian cultures.

Bro did you hear about Jacob Goldstein’s Jizz Mitzvah!? Uncle Goldstein couldn’t control his jizz! It went everywhere.

by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

meitzner

a German ninja-in-training

person 1: yo, check out that ninja-in-training!
person 2: dude, you mean that German guy over there?
person 1: yea, i think hes a meitzner.

by rikkybooby November 27, 2009

mitzi

One of the best cats in Animal Crossing WW

Mitzi's leaving town? I must stop her!

by hit.him.again.matt January 14, 2008