Metric Fuckton

Equivalent to 2,205 fuckpounds, as compared to the standard fuckton (which is 2,000), a fuckpound being a single thrust. Someone on the receiving end is said to have been 'metrically fucked'.

Well, John, I'd say you've given her a Metric Fuckton.

by Janus169917 February 27, 2009

metric shitload

Equivalent to:

» Heaps
» Lots
» Lotsa lotsa
» Craploads
» Mucho
» Many alot
» Ball of dung

I carried a metric shitload up shit creek.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Metric Douchebag

A Metric douchebag the Canadian equivalent of a "chotch bag"

See: Jersey Shores

Canadian: Dude, these guys on Jersey Shores are real chotch bags, eh?

American: Uh, what?

Canadian: Oh, sorry, I mean, Metric douchebags, eh.

by Metric Douche November 21, 2010

metric buttload

Seventeen. Why? Count for yourself the next time you have a metric buttload of anything; you'll see.

We had a metric buttload of people at the party last night, yo.

Just seventeen? Kindof a lousy turnout, dontcha think?

by Mightjo July 15, 2005

Metric System

The Metric System is the punishment technique used in every country in the world except the United States for disobedient children in primary school. When a student behaves poorly, an instructor may use a meter stick to reprimand said student. In fact, the weapon wielded by instructors, the meter stick, is regulated by the IMSA (International Metric System Association).

Example of Metric System in use:

Instructor: You failed your test, Thomas
Thomas: You failed to educate me.
Instructor: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME TOMMY!?! *pulls meter stick out of pocket and beats child

by Distrukshun March 23, 2019

über metric

über (meaning really) metric (meaning cool). Originated by two study groups of River School that were about to go on the radio. They decided to create interesting words that would either give the impression to the general audience that they were extraordinarily smart or just a few dumb fucks. Now, nation wide, people are using über metric whenever they go in front of a public audience (ie. school intercom, radio, telivision, MC of a concert)

Well that concludes tonights über metric weather report.

Dude wasnt that movie über metric?

by emma yip May 16, 2006

Metric Crapload

Used when "a crapload" just doesn't cut it.

Holy Hell i got a Metric Crapload in the back of my car.

by Schwebb July 1, 2008