Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.
After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.
by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020
by Sponge man ice cone January 31, 2022
That really handsome fellow that has nothing to prove so because he knows he is that guy.
Everybody wants to be him so they cast aspersions on who he is.
Usually he is highly intelligent and prefers actions over rhetoric.
Everybody wants to be him so they cast aspersions on who he is.
Usually he is highly intelligent and prefers actions over rhetoric.
Messiah: The cult of personality, spirituality and physicality.
Guy 1 :“He’s an Ed”
Guy 2 : “Nah he definitely is Wisdumb”.
Guy 1’s girlfriend: “He’s Hot”
(Guy 1 approaches Wisdumb looks him in the eye and see the truth then walks away).
Guy 1 :“He’s an Ed”
Guy 2 : “Nah he definitely is Wisdumb”.
Guy 1’s girlfriend: “He’s Hot”
(Guy 1 approaches Wisdumb looks him in the eye and see the truth then walks away).
by Missael December 02, 2019
by YaBoyStax September 11, 2020
messiah is the most sexy and amazing person out there that i am in love with
i want him to use me like the slut i am
mwa ;) -tat<3
i want him to use me like the slut i am
mwa ;) -tat<3
messiah is my daddy
by tat<3 June 10, 2021
the hottest most amazing sexiest man on earth that tat is in love with.
i want him to use me, and stretch out my pussy <3
anything for messiah ;)
i want him to use me, and stretch out my pussy <3
anything for messiah ;)
messiah is daddy.
by tat<3 June 10, 2021