Messiah

My name its me

hi messiah how are you

by Expurgation June 12, 2023

Tereyo/Light/Light-the-Messiah

Tereyo/Light/Light-the-Messiah is a very underrated YouTuber that deserves me attention and traction on YouTube.

Tereyo/Light/Light-the-Messiah is a very good content creator

by Light Light-the-Messiah March 22, 2022

messiah mike

(a): mike
(b): 6 months for a class a
(c): future president
(4): leader of his cult

“messiah mike is just a different feen”

by JoergeBidenThe6th June 19, 2023

Messiah

Messiah is a very athletic guy , he may be a hoe but once he find "the one" then no other girl matters , her name starts with L his one and only and always and forever .

" there goes messiah with his gf "
" shes one lucky girl "

by Nzjajcbwka October 29, 2022

Messiah

Somebody who lost their virginity in a three (or more) way.

John is great with the ladies, a true messiah.

by ChristianMuslim69 October 31, 2019

Blumpkin Messiah

Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.

After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.

by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020

Messiah

Obviously the best person in the world who looks is outta this world

Like that boy is the messiah he’s so beautiful

by Meh-sii-uhh November 23, 2021