sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 3, 2005

mermaid hair

Hair that is long, flowing, and has a beach-y look to it that makes the person look like a mermaid, hence the name.

Wow, you have such beautiful mermaid hair. It makes you look glorious and fierce.

by melinda jeanene May 4, 2008

Marmalade Mussolini

One of the best characterizations of Donald Trump. If the Italian dictator Benito Mussolini had a son, a son who inherited the worst aspects of his father's personality, a son who grew up to be a television buffoon who somehow became U.S. President, and who sported a clownish orange combover, that son would be Donald Trump.

Have you seen the latest Twitter Storm from the Marmalade Mussolini? He spent a lot of time on the toilet this morning.

by Mister Methane June 8, 2019

Marmalade

A new fresh term invented to replace the boring old word 'to jam'. Replacement for the word 'Jam" as in, to play music together.

Let's jam after school= Let's marmalade after school

"What do you want to do tonight?"
"Let's marmalade."
"Sweet"

The last time I marmaladed ( past tense of 'marmalade') was with my friends in my basement. We marmaladed to all these Beatles tracks. There was so much marmalade, it was so sticky. (PUN!)

by altothevin October 18, 2009

mermaid

A hot babe from head to waist, and a scaly fish from the waist to the tip of her tail. Mermaids like to sit on rocks and use either a) their enchanting sirens' songs, or b) the tried-and-true tactic of looking in a mirror and combing their green hair while they display their huge tits in order to lure human men (and especially sailors and pirates and stuff) to make love to them. Note that the mermen and merwomen do not do this, though young mermen have been known to kidnap human women and turn them into mermaids.

Mermaids are described as either mortal (with or without a soul) or fairies, so they may or may not command powerful magic. Some can see the future, turn their tails into hot legs, call up storms, sink ships with tidal waves, and do other cool stuff. Others can sing... and that's about it.

Contrary to popular belief, mermaids can in fact do more than give head. I'd do with a mermaid, because I'm a pirate.

Mermaids don't squirt out fish eggs like Futurama would have you believe. After all, if merbabes weren't born live, they wouldn't have belly buttons!

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

The Mermaid theory

Based on How i met your mother's 11th Episode of 6th Season

300 years ago sailors stuck at sea would get desperate at sea for female comapionship, it got so bad that manatee out in the water started to look like beautiful womens, mermaids.

Every women no matter how initially repugnant have a mermaid clock, its the time it takes for you to bone her. sure today you see her as a manatee but she aint gonna stay that way.

The mermaid theory it's a thing.

by arv1e December 8, 2010

Mermaider

Mermaid murder; the act of killing mermaids and/or being killed by a mermaid

"This one's called "Mermaider". It's about mermaid murder! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER!"

by Joe Bob Briggs April 16, 2007