merks

woman who taste bad when you go down on them. Origins in the word "merkin" coming from Shakespeare's day. (A merkin was a pubic wig used by some women to cover up venerial diseases.)

oh my god were you guys just talking about merks? The worst was the other day when...

by Dildo Phil October 22, 2007

Merked

The means of getting Murder-Killed in any situation.

i.e. during video games, hit and runs, getting made fun of publicly, and/or losing in any way possible

Oh man I was playing C.O.D. 4 last night and this n00b came in and started talking shit, so me and my friends merked his clan by 14 kills.

by Merksauce June 7, 2009

merked

To be badly beaten up or killed. Comes from the word Murded.

Geeza your gonna get merked

by Deckmaster171 May 31, 2006

merked

1. Owned, lit up, pwned, etc.
2. A state of first being stabbed in the chest, followed by being anal raped.
3. Showing a sense of ownership over an item, followed by dissing it.

1.
Person A: Dude! Headshot!
Person B: Merked!

2.
Person A: Dude, I just got merked!
Person B: Damn, that sucks.

3.
Person A: Dude, your dog just got merked!

by Jimasd November 9, 2008

Merked

(Adj.) murky, gross, unfortunate

(Verb) the state of being in an unfortunate event

Synonym: Rekt, Rip, gross, sucks ass

Person 1: I have to memorize an entire dialogue by first period tomorrow

Person 2: oh man, get fuckin merked

by Annathropology February 18, 2017

MERKED

Means you are ugly, hideous, mugged

That b*tch is so damn MERKED!

by Neah January 16, 2007

merking

To creep around a bar hitting on women in a sketchy manner

I was merking on so many broads last night

by Merking on Broads April 16, 2008