church merch

Free swag you get from your church on Sunday.

Hey Lucy, check out the free St. John’s coffee mugs. That’s some sweet church merch!

by Slump Daddy October 17, 2018

Seasonal Merch

When one buys different merchandise for each season, so they can show their support all year round. Like a good fan!

When Abby went to see Panic! At the Disco, she bought seasonal merch because she is the super-est fan.

by Florence Welch’s Pussy March 28, 2019

youtuber merch

something so effortless that a YouTuber makes, a 4-year-old can 100% make a better t-shirt than a YouTuber (jake paul)

what's up guys I just dropped some YouTuber merch, go check it out the link is in the description.

by mr. midget123 January 31, 2020

non-merch

Non-merch is the term in the Chuck E. Cheese community used to describe items obtained from the restaurant that were supposed to be demolished and discarded. These items can be given to workers in secret, taken from the dumpster, or just plain stolen. Some examples of non-merch would be animatronics, artwork, and any other proprietary company assets. CEC Master coined this term and will die on a hill with it.

"Dude, did you see the non-merch posted in the PTN earlier? Master deleted that shit so fast!"

by helenhennytinkywinky March 28, 2023

dream merch discord

a bunch of 12 year old white girls who shit on people if you don’t have enough money to buy merch.

Person A: hey are you in the dream merch discord?
Person B: yea why?
Person A: ohh youre one of those...

by schlushie May 2, 2021

National wear merch day

October 20th is national wear merch day. This day means if you bought merch from a rapper or YouTuber or anything.. this is the day you should wear any of that stuff! It doesn’t matter who or what it is just as long as it merch. Go crazy with it if you have to! Make is not match if you have you just wear that merch!!!!!!!

Dude tomorrow is national wear merch day. wear you’re David dobrik hoodie!!

by David tomorrow October 15, 2018

Hell Merch

A bag of weed that is so potent that not even the Devil himself would be able to smoke it without pulling a whitey.

Stoner 1 - "Take a drag of that man"
Devil - "Fuck me mate, thats some Hell Merch.... Im going to the toilet..."

by Impercinator February 15, 2010