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MANSTRATING

when a man has taken it hard in the ass and needs to wear a kotex to absorb the fluids,is in a bitchy mood and won't have sex for a week
what is that lump in his shorts,he must be manstrating. that poor bastaed
by JEFF KOWALSKI March 13, 2008
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mansturation

When men get into a bad mood, become temperamental and experience hormone fluctuations due to a build up of semen from a lack of sex.

Not to be confused with the female, 'menstruation' that occurs monthly but also results in mood swings that manifest namely in shitting on the male partner.
Sameera: 'Rajesh, what is your problem? You have been snapping at me all day. First your tea is too hot, then your ice cream is too cold. What is UP with you?'

Rajesh: 'Vell, maybe if you took the time to notice you'd see that I've been washing all the tea spoons recently that you've used and you've not said thank you once, then maybe i'd feel better!'

Sameera: 'Jesus, just because we've not done it for a while, doesn't mean you can take out your mansturation moods on me! Now sit down and let's fuck quick before you hurt yourself.'
by hussaincurrimbhoy April 24, 2011
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Relapse Menstruation

When you get a heavier flow right after you think your period is over.
Sarah: Hey, my period is over! im so glad i can have sex again!

Michelle: Nice! better wit a day to see if you get Relapse Menstruation though.
by jenxie February 28, 2010
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mensturating

An unfortunately common misspelling of the more accurate term "menstruating". Quite popular on UrbanDictionary.com
Examples abound, far too many to begin to list here. "Mensturating" typically appears to feature in colorful, often crude, articles written by juveniles more interested in the 'gross factor' of their articles than the accuracy of their spelling.
by Gleaming cat-eye April 17, 2010
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Menstruation

A period of time that occurs once a month in which women experience frustration with men.
Michael: Yo, my girl has been acting so bitchy lately and I just bought her Gucci shoes
Michael's friend: Maybe she has menstruation
by stargirllover June 8, 2018
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manstration

Manstration is when a man becomes bitchy and theres some blood involved...

the word comes from man and frustration.
Billy and Jim got into a fist fight... I think its due to Jim's manstration... I dont want to clean up their mess.
by Au. March 29, 2016
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menatration

When one dude penatrates another dude
My ass is killing me from that deep menatration.
by stocks on 2nd August 3, 2010
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