Menlo Park Muff Pie

Biggest fucking pussy pussy you ever did fucking see. Like It’s stank hits like 18 wheels of steel matted down I5 like nobodies business into the donut shop if there was one... you see now that’s a Menlo Park Muff Pie

About the size of a city you forget exists

Austin: “You want a Menlo Park Muff Pie?”
Lucas: “What?”
Austin: ...
Lucas: “ You fucking drugga

by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 8, 2020

Menlo

A college that is a joke. It is for people who aren't independent enough to go to a real college or are too dumb and did not get in anywhere else. Or for athletes who wanted to play college sports but are not good enough so they go play here. It is basically high school, but since there are a few dorms the kids feel like they went away to college. Basically, it is a place for failures. I went to this school and played sports for them and have gone no where because of it.

Mark: Where do you go to school?
Michael: I go to Menlo College
Mark: Where?
Michael: Menlo
Mark: Never heard of it

by AnthonyLAvez February 21, 2011

menos

menos is a stupid attempt at making a spanish word into an english slang term meaning something sucks.

Manton is PWNED! How do you like 'menos' now.

by Scotty Don't "say menos" July 3, 2006

Melosexual

One whom sexual preference is drastically affected by music.

John is usually really drab but turn on some John Lennon and he turns melosexual.

by Magya_ January 14, 2021

Melos

Stands for man eating lump of shit.

"You melos!"

by Drainer April 30, 2003

Menlo School

Menlo is the most preppy place is the U.S. It has many plants, unlike Portola Valley. It is in Atherton, a place for preppy, rich people.

Brigham is the classic Menlo School student.
He is gay.

by iglooman58 May 30, 2006

mentos licker

one who is a freak with no friends. or a spaztic weirdo. or something you shout out in the middle of class when its really quiet

get away from me you mentos licker!

by xVanessaGx October 27, 2007