Meese

A large deer with palmate antlers, a sloping back, and a growth of skin hanging from the neck. It is native to northern Eurasia and northern North America.
The plural of moose is in fact Meese

Bill: Look dad its a bunch of moose's
Henry: No son those are a herd of meese

by That One Canadian October 13, 2022

meese

Canadian beasts that roam in Metallica's backyard.

"That meese devoured Kaz yesterday. wtfz?"

by csg May 9, 2005

unfortunate menses

1. When a woman's period begins at an inopportune time.

2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and a man observes it.

3. When a woman's vagina bleeds, and somehow the blood gets on your mother.

1. I was going down on that bitch when suddenly instead of pussy juices, blood started gushing all over my face giving me a clown moustache. That's some unfortunate menses.

2. That meatball stew was some unfortunate menses.

3. My mother hates unfortunate menses, but your mom loves it.

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

Meese

A meese is a strange creature that gains their powers from the streets of Morocco. They must travel to Morocco every Tuesday via the back of a Meese Meister to gain their powers which can only be described by the current Mice Meester, which is now Usain Bolt. The Mice Meester originated when Meesus Christ was born. A typical Meese can easily shape shift, but only into an aquatic plant or it's native form, which looks similar to a mouse, but has 4 crab legs, 2 crab arms, frog arms, one antler, a scorpion tail, and scaly abs. This is only based off of scientists' theories as Meese cannot be seen by the naked eye. Plural is Meece.

For further reading, see Micro-Meese

Eeeek!!! There’s a Meese over there!

by MeeseMeister_02 January 26, 2018

mr.meeseek

Mr.Meeseeks is a character/characters from the popular adult cartoon series Rick and Morty they first appeared in the episode Meeseeks and Destroy

The Meeseeks are given a purpose by the person who pushes the Meeseeks button on the Meeseeks Box, and they will do anything to fulfill their purpose

Once their purpose is fulfilled they poof away this does not hurt the Meeseeks but it's what they want because to a Meeseeks existence is pain.

Their catch phrases include:
*enthusiastically saying* "Existence is pain!"

"I'm Mr.Meeseeks look at me!!!"
"I have to fulfill my purpose so that I can go away" 😊
"Oooooh yeah, Caaaaaaan do!" 😄👍

Person 1: whose your favorite character from Rick and Morty?

Person 2: Mines Mr.Meeseeks.

Person 1: you mean the weird blue and orange alien thing?

Person 2: yep!

by Funtimes/ale123 October 19, 2018

meese

(mee-se)--More than one Moose...

"Wow...look over there... a flock of Meese!!!"

by Mischa Meadows September 1, 2007

Meese

A word that many people believe to be the plural of moose. It is in fact, not even a real word, and is not the plural of moose. Just because the plural of goose is geese, does not mean the plural of moose is meese. The plural form of moose is moose. People who use the word meese just end up sounding extremely idiotic, as it is not a real word.

Boy: I saw some meese the other day.
Girl: Wtf is a meese?
Boy: Meese is the plural of moose.
Girl: No. The plural of moose is moose.

by ilikemoose June 3, 2011