Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

N: A person who can do it all. A wunderkind.

Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.

by White Noise August 22, 2023

Dropping your reading medal in the toilet

Loosing your virginity

I love dropping your reading medal in the toilet

by Squad1048104 April 26, 2019

Medal spoiled

An Olympics fan/viewer that calls a first gold medal semi American.

Americans have been medal spoiled for a while in many events in the Olympics, to the point they expect some of these athletes to keep bringing in medal after medal after medal like it's an easy thing to do or guaranteed to anybody with a USA uniform (especially without any support there with them and even getting told they are semi American or unacceptable performers/performances). Hopefully more people (not other athletes, but fans/viewers) saw more of what athletes are putting themselves through to get some of these medals via Simone Biles, Allyson Felix, and a few other athletes.

by The Original Agahnim August 7, 2021

Want a medal?

A sarcastic way of telling someone to get over it and stop seeking validation for doing something nobody asked you to do in the place, especially if they're going to be an asshole about it.

Entitled: Ayo, I did this for you. YOU'RE WELCOME!

ME: Want a medal?

Entitled: PLEASE!

by Vaultlover90 July 20, 2025

Grade 12 medal

The medal received by any grade 12 guy who bangs 12 girls in his final year of high school.

Bro I just bagged my 12th dirty and received my grade 12 medal

by Cheese daddy1 September 4, 2022

Ho medal

A reward or consequence used by fantasy footballers to describe one who sucks.

In response to Trevor's sarcastic imbruglia wherein he involved Bryson, Carmen, and several of the Mikes, Bryson retorted, "medals are for losers and whores anyways." -Paul cited this ho medal reference.

by Your Fantasy President September 8, 2023

Gold medals

If the women's team has won 4 gold medals... And the bestbthe MEN'S TEAM has every placed is 3rd... How are they not doing a better job?

Hym "Conservatives are celebrating the loss of the AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM because one of the team members is an ideological dissident... But you know what they HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED EVEN ONCE? The US men's team winning any Gold medals! How many do the women have? 4!? And you can't even win once!? The only way the US men's team will ever win a gold medal is if they slap on some purple wigs and play as women."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023