Mcconnell

Brain freeze due to age

The traffic light was green but I didn’t go and heard cars honking at me for 10 seconds. I had a McConnell.

by Peepingtom001 August 31, 2023

McConnelling

The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.

McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.

See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.

Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.

by dgRonbo April 12, 2021

McConnell Moment

Any time you draw a blank or have a lapse of consciousness.

I was about to turn left, but had a McConnell Moment and went straight ahead into a one way street.

by anonymous October 2, 2023

McConnell

When your buddies always have to wait for you to play video games.

Where's Andy? Had to run to the store for his wife. Classic McConnell!!

by Mittens92 April 17, 2023

McConnell

A boy with a chubby face and one jacket that he’s been wearing for the past 3 years. He has plenty of chins to spare.

“I don’t mean to be rude, McConnell, but why do you live in a pink house?”

“This is a joke who are these people”

by PlumSickle 2 March 13, 2023