A douche who thinks that it's okay to run around collecting girl's virginities; a man whore; one who just wants to "get it in"
by Kiesha Mendez October 13, 2011
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Making a small "john mayer" christmas tree for your room or a John Mayer Centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.
by dave December 20, 2003
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by tayloswift May 12, 2023
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"Yea I doubt that."
"Yea I doubt that."
by Drums Guns and Fun December 6, 2009
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Porn fanatic #2: Yeah dude shes a gorgeous human.
Porn fanatic #1: Yeah, I still can't manage to believe that her pussy stays so tight after all those enormous cocks have rammed their her through her small little twat.
Porn fanatic #2: Welll, as we all know, all people who have sex too much will eventually develop loose genetalia with time, but for the mean time lets enjoy seeing her get fucked sideways, upside down, and all which ways before her sense of feeling goes away down there.
Porn Fanatic #1: Dude your right, but according to my statistics, if she's made over 3,000 films including 500 DVD's and is not loose by now, She is never bound to go loose!
Porn Fanatic #2: Oh trust me Bro, she will get loose, she WILL get loose. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Pssst!....ill make sure of that Muahahahahahahaha!!!
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