May 3rd

May 3rd is National punch a idiot day, similar to national kick a thot day

Person 1: person 2 do you know what day it is?
Person 2: no
Person 1: it’s May 3rd, national punch a idiot day
Person 2: please no

by Crabapple crepe October 27, 2019

may 3rd

the day of some of the best friends/lovers. they know how to deal with situations and can be a big bitch, but if you're on their good side feel special because they're a keeper

im so happy to be a may 3rd's friend

by johnjeffjim October 31, 2019

May 31

Hang out with your gf/bf/so day!!

By Brittney

Y/n: You wanna go to the movies?

Oliver: No, I have to study for a test.

Y/n: To bad it's may 31st.

by BritTheUnderGrounder May 31, 2021

May 30

Slap someone’s butt and hug them and kiss them and go out with them tell them you love them.

May 30 Tell your crush how you feel about them then kiss them and hug them

by Isabelle hine November 3, 2019

May 31st

National hug your favorite person day.

On May 31st, Hey bill your my favorite person can I have a hug!

by godaddy.com May 30, 2021

National grab ass day v.2 May 31st

This day is the second day of the year that a you will be able to grab any girls or boys ass you want

Yo im excited to grab her ass again because it is national grab ass day v.2 May 31st!!

by Frostytrip May 18, 2019

May 3rd

National text yo ex day and not feel
Guilty about it

Rachel: is today may 3rd?
Heather: yes bitch text yo ex rq and see what’s up

by Shymonay October 17, 2019