Isaiah Matos

a term relating to individuals who have extreme skill in every thing they do; the most interesting man in the world

You could be at the level of an Isaiah Matos

by skipz killa July 4, 2010

Jayden matos

The ultimate faggot

Guy: your a cunt
Me: your a Jayden matos

by Mega faggot cunt head November 15, 2016

Matos

The MiXX Master, Twan Duce, Juggalo, The ultimate KoRn fan, exactly like Fieldy in every way possible and oh so sexy

Matos is the Mutha-Fucking shit

by Fieldy snutz July 16, 2008

Matombo

A very large male testicle (in other words a big dick)

Billy has a matombo.

by Alexandria T. January 6, 2008

Maton

A shot in the sport Snooker. One that comes about when a player pots a ball unintentionally and scores points. It is another word for Fluke.

Fuck me, did you see that guy? He just pulled a Maton

by dingdiesel October 14, 2011

andre matos

Andre matos is god (actually it's the best metal singer ever)

i'll pray andre matos
i'll sing like andre matos
i'll kill andre matos and disect him as a very nice room decoration

by Kyoshiro January 20, 2005

MatosWasted

So drunk you shit on someone's bathroom's wall. Then runs away from crime scene. Owner of house goes to find said so shitty wall and yells to find out who it is. Then all you do is deny that you didn't shit on the wall when you really did.

There was a party going on at Brandon's house. He found shit on his bathroom walls. He yelled and asked everyone who was drunk at his house who did it. The "MatosWasted" guy is the first denies it and keeps being defensive about it. Even though Brandon knows it was him.

by waaaaaaaaa??? April 28, 2011