Mathematics

Aids, Herpes, STI, Chlamydia and Genital Warts mixed into one thing, then put on paper.

I think I have mathematics now.

by ɯʎuopnǝsd May 30, 2019

Urbanly Mathematical

Regularly contributing entries with a mathematical flavor to make up for the dearth of math words or terms on Urban Dictionary, which represent a drop in a sea of obscene, racist, and irreligious vocabulary.

Ian is a serial math contributor to Urban Dictionary, with six hundred-odd entries so far—indeed, he's urbanly mathematical, or maybe just "mathematically wordy," to say the least.

by MathPlus March 2, 2017

Mathematical Typhoon

A cyclone or hurricane that is named after a famous mathematician—like math, its presence never fails to instill fear in the general population.

Pascal is expected to hit the Philippines by early Monday morning—which happens to be a public holiday—after the mathematical typhoon had caused havoc in southern China.

by MathPlus March 24, 2017

mathemagic

1. a play on the word 'mathematics'; especially thought to mean the wizardry behind applied mathematics.

2. a division with the same name that is part of Starbureiy Company doing mathematical research.

He got to the root of the problem with some clever mathemagic.

by N-D-N September 1, 2006

Mathematically Playful

When a math educator desires to be creative, purposeful, and challenged in teaching or sharing math to the best of their abilities—for example, submitting some math tidbit or irreverent math entry to Urban Dictionary to humanize the most disliked subject in school.

Being mathematically playful might win you a number of fans and friends, but it often triggers an unhealthy climate of envy and jealousy among your fiends and foes, who will serially and wickedly downvote any published math entries at the slightest opportunity, thus immaturely exposing their deep hatred and irrational fear.

by MathPlus February 2, 2019

mathmatics

n. digits, phone number

"Let me get your mathmatics"

by Nickinu October 23, 2003

Beauty in Mathematics

The raison-d’être for mathematics, not its applications and oft-long-winded or tedious proofs—because there is no place in the universe for ugly math.

What is beauty in mathematics? Being awed by beautiful patterns? Experiencing the pleasure or aha! feeling that transcends sexual bliss? What the heck is it?

by MathPlus January 10, 2019