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Martigan

A pink haired, big dick, big ball person who plays trombone and kicks my shins.
Damn you Martigan!
by Beaoner September 30, 2022
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Mia Martina

Mia Martina (Martine Johnson) is a music artist from Saint-Ignace, New Brunswick, Canada. Her first single was Stereo Love (originally by Edward Maya and Vika Jigulina) in 2010. Her debut album Devotion was released in August 29, 2011. Her singles are Stereo Love (with Edward Maya), Latin Moon, Burning, Missing You, Go Crazy (feat. Adrian Sina), Heartbreaker, La La, and Danse (feat. Dev).
Person #1: Hey man!

Person #2: Hey.

Person #1: Are you listening to Starships by Nicki Minaj?

Person #2: No, I'm listening to Burning by Mia Martina.
by Are You Serious? February 27, 2014
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mariah martian

A bitch who cant pull up her stanky ass fish smelling long ass ass crack pants.
Yesterday in Hillards class mariah martians ass crack was hanging iut bruh. I smelt that shit from my seat.
by small head June 26, 2020
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Martina Navratilova

A lesbian czech american tennis player. She has won 18 gram slams. According to Wikipedia she made her debut in Communist Czechoslovakia at the the age of 15 in 1972. She defected to the United States in 1975 after participating in the US open. Shortly thereafter she came out publicly, an extraordinary act for the time period. She did so a week before she became a US citizen but given that she was a defector from a communist country she faced no "delays" in her acquiring of citizenship that one would expect from immigration officials at the time. She came out at the height of her career. She was clearly going through a remarkable change at this time. She was like, to hell with the communist AND the homophobic jerks. She treated both communism and homophobia with exactly the same level disdain. What made her impressive was the impossibility of criticizing her sexuality, communism AND homophobia be damned, she was not, as a gay communist dissident, going to hear BS about her sexual orientation.
Question posed by male Sportswriter: "Are your still lesbian?"

Martina Navratilova: "Are you still the alternative?"
by AAAA1 October 13, 2013
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Martina

Funniest, craziest, and most goofy girl you will ever meet. Her curly hair and giant boobs will make you fall in love almost immediately. Her body is incredibly fit and her 6 pack will definitely make you pop a boner. And if you're lucky enough to sack her, she has amazing talent in the bed and can go forever. Her personality is like none other and when you take your gaze off her chest you'll see that her beauty is just as good.
Carlos: Dude, that Martina is so fine. What a rockin' body!
Nick: Man I know, I can't stop looking at her boobs.
Carlos: That Martina gives me such a hard on.
by cancansmelike March 7, 2014
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Martina

A girl who burps and likes dogs.
Oh hi I'm Martina, here's a burp for you (?
by Piiriumi November 23, 2021
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Martina

The biggest bitch you will ever meet.
Wow what a martina.
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