maroon 5

a good mix of ska reggae cock rock reggae and pop. One of my favourites. Good lyrics.

Best songs: Woman, Not Coming Home, Captain Splendid, Sunday Morning

Have you checked Adam Levine's vocals. Yeah the lead singer of Maroon 5, he's got it going on.

by rosella September 30, 2004

Maroon 5

The act of fisting a girl when she's on her period.

Joe: My girlfriend's into fisting, but she's on the rag.

Brad: Dude, just maroon 5 her, it'll be great!

by TeamJacobFTW June 8, 2011

Maroon Stew

You cut the inside of your asshole and get fucked to where the combination of shit and blood make a Maroon Stew

Yo bro did u hear how kinky Lacie is? Kyle Maroon Stewed her and she fucking loved it!

by SPC Fuckhead February 25, 2022

My Maroon

Maroon is the person you left, but miss more than anything. You love them and you hate them. Your heart hurts when you see them walk by, but your brain tells you to stay put. A maroon is a person you will always remember, and is full of memories of the past.

Josie is my maroon, I miss her so much.

by bb_bell March 7, 2022

maroon impala

a game played when carpooling, someone spots a 'maroon impala' -much like the "slug bug" game BUT instead of punching each other, everyone in the car is required to remove their shirt until another 'maroon impala' is spotted.

maroon: of a brownish-crimson color
impala: a full-size automobile built by Chevrolet

Lets play maroon impala when the girls get in the car!

by digitaltoxin September 20, 2012

Maroon 5

When you listen to pop music but also into necrophilia

I went on a date with this girl last night but she was into maroon 5.

by Versatilebeats September 10, 2020

maroon 5

kick ass funky band, in need of assistance because apparently, its getting harder and harder to breathe...is there anyone out there???

Oh, and Adam Levine is skinny pale and fucking gorgeous!

maroon 5 lead singer adam levine dies tragically in freak suffocating accident, if only someone had been out there...

by fiendishphoenix February 4, 2004