Jo-maree

She is a kind hearted, amazingly talented, charming, jokey girl. Her laugh just makes every joke funnier and she's the type to have deep conversations with whenever you need to vent. She is there when you need her and also makes everything even better with her just being there

Person:*Tells a joke, while laughing *
Jo-maree: *Laughs but snorts and puts her hand around her mouth*
Person: *Laughs even harder*

by Somerando_hehehe November 22, 2021

Night Mare

A ho, who's bloodline includes lame steeds, jackasses, and brokedown quarter horses. A defining characteristic is protruding teeth that could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence and an undeserved sense of accomplishment and entitlement. Be careful kids: Don't stand behind this bucking glue factory.

Often considered the arch-nemesis of the centaur this beast is finding it way back to population. If encountered, this creature often answers to: Beast, Oat Bagger, Apple Hoarder, Hoochie Mama, Lame 'O', Boss Lady, and sometimes Ed or Stacey

Man 1: 'Hey Latrell, I'm gonna go to the stable and pick up that horse for a lap round da track. Man 2: be careful, yo... That bitch isn't a lame horse, she's a Night Mare, and has a cock that she will use on you.

Man 1: Yo Fuck that. I'm callin the glue factory.

by BoppoDeBoppo February 11, 2010

bob marely

the stoners jeasus

i pray to bob marely

by steven 357u April 3, 2009

Night Mares

A chick that's reeeeeel ugly!!!

That bitch is Naight Mares!!!

by Anphony March 5, 2003

shanks mare

mexican wheels idiom meaning to walk from old mexico

1,000 miles shanks mare and the stinking border patrol man stops me for WUI CUF ( walking under influnce & crawling under fence ). I much better off in gringo jail, nice bed, pot with handle (flush), internet, tecate, 1 ho each 5 hombre, una polo de salsa. I stay in your cuntry si.

PS amigos wtf I "huck my mare named shanks a 1,000 miles"
por favor amigos! big horse

by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006

Mare's leg

Originally used to refer to a cut-down/shortened lever-action rifle without a stock. Modern usage indicates any lever-action weapon built, or altered to be more portable/concealable and also without a stock with witch to put up against your shoulder. Legally considered a handgun when manufactured as such.

He almost got zombie kill of the week with his mare's leg.

by M3D13V4L October 15, 2011

nut mares

a terrible nut enduced dream, cause by eating nuts before going to sleep.

joe: "Hey Kent I shouldn't have eaten that handfull of delicious Pistachios before i went to bed last night, I had the most terrible crazy dreams."

kent: "Well Joe it sound to me you had acase of the Nut Mares!!"

by spoondude March 7, 2011