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Marcos

A guy who has a very small penis.

Scientifically proven that 32% of the micropenis community is named Marcos.
Jerry: "Hey, I heard that dude Marcos has a fucking tiny pecker."

Christina: "Yeah, I would never ride that pencil of a penis."
by HitlerDidNothingWr0ng October 19, 2018
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Marcos

A tall Mexican boy who very kindhearted and cares for his friends as family, very funny, kid at heart, makes inappropriate jokes sometimes, into volleyball, but he can get annoyed quickly and will fuck you up if you do. Loves anime and anything to do with the Japanese culture, but won’t admit he’s a weeb.
“Dude I just told Marcos he’s a weeb and now he’s looking for me to fucking naruto kick the shit out of me”
by YourLocalLesbian July 13, 2018
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Marcos

Thinks he is asian, but he is white (reverse banana) Tries to sit with rice gang just like Zach. He will crack a crackhead and thinks that 90% of people are mad extra. Please call him narcos.
Look at that kid trying to sit with rice gang, must be marcos.
by ye boi Boi Boi November 19, 2018
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Marcos

Marcos is a very generic person. He is pretty likeable, and easy to get along worth. However, he can get very annoying after some time. Generally owns an Xbox.
Are you friends with Marcos?”
“Yeah, he’s a pretty chill dude”
by EpicGamersRiseUp September 4, 2018
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Marcos

The biggest filipino you will ever meet. He is hot and has a big dick and eats pussy all day.
Hey marcos ur a faggot
by BIG BOI DICK February 8, 2019
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Marcos

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for Marcos they can’t laugh either.
When Marcos mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s Marcos face.
by Not Marcos August 28, 2019
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Marcos

The fagget at Boyle Heights High School.
Omg stop being a marcos!
by Mimzzz February 21, 2017
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