Marcos

A guy who has a very small penis.

Scientifically proven that 32% of the micropenis community is named Marcos.
Jerry: "Hey, I heard that dude Marcos has a fucking tiny pecker."

Christina: "Yeah, I would never ride that pencil of a penis."
by HitlerDidNothingWr0ng October 19, 2018
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Thinks he is asian, but he is white (reverse banana) Tries to sit with rice gang just like Zach. He will crack a crackhead and thinks that 90% of people are mad extra. Please call him narcos.
Look at that kid trying to sit with rice gang, must be marcos.
by ye boi Boi Boi November 19, 2018
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A tall Mexican boy who very kindhearted and cares for his friends as family, very funny, kid at heart, makes inappropriate jokes sometimes, into volleyball, but he can get annoyed quickly and will fuck you up if you do. Loves anime and anything to do with the Japanese culture, but won’t admit he’s a weeb.
“Dude I just told Marcos he’s a weeb and now he’s looking for me to fucking naruto kick the shit out of me”
by YourLocalLesbian July 14, 2018
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Marcos is a very generic person. He is pretty likeable, and easy to get along worth. However, he can get very annoying after some time. Generally owns an Xbox.
Are you friends with Marcos?”
“Yeah, he’s a pretty chill dude”
by EpicGamersRiseUp September 04, 2018
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The biggest filipino you will ever meet. He is hot and has a big dick and eats pussy all day.
by BIG BOI DICK February 08, 2019
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Marcos is a short ass mexican that thinks he is good at fortnite but is fucking trash at it. He also likes to eat tacos until his retarded mother tells him to stop. He is also a faggot that likes to spank other people in the ass with a ruler.
Marcos you are a bitch for eating my damn tacos without my permission.
by OotMeal November 06, 2019
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A short Mexican kid that is the best at every sport and is probably the sexiest kid you know
Oh my god! do you see that sexy athletic short kid over there, he is such a Marcos
by Official M November 06, 2017
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