Miranda Hart

A British comedian who is most known for writing and acting in 'Miranda' where she chases her dreams and consistently failing until the last episode. Earlier on in her career, she plated 'Barbara the cleaner' in the comedy show 'Not Going Out'. She is currently on a break due to personal issues. Miranda Hart is also still looking for a husband.

'Miranda Hart is very concerned about her own life!'

by ThePotatoWhoCould July 23, 2021

Saeed hussein Marandi

Very attractive young man. Huge under his belt. Big muscles. Throbbing milkers. Always wet and giggly. Greatest uke player ever.

I wish I was Saeed Hussein Marandi

by big boyballa December 1, 2021

miranda rights

the right you have when yor are arested a police officer (5.0, one time, fuzz, heat, po pos) read to you. they were made when a man named miranda was arrested and he pleaded that he didnt know he didnt have to talk to the police( that he had the right to remain silent) so he was found inocent

here are the miranda rights

"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."

Jeff: its the 5.0 nuckas run

(cop jumps on the guy)

cop: your under arrest

(at questioning)

cop: i am going to read you your miranda rights
"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."
do you understand your rights

jeff: comminutst...

cop: do you!!??

Jeff: yes

by what it do? September 8, 2008

Miranda

The most amazing girl a guy could ever ask for. She has the perfect smile, the most amazing personality, she's fun, energetic, and all around the perfect girlfriend. She's gorgeous, with beautiful eyes, and a SMOKING HOT body. If you ever get so lucky to date a Miranda, you better never let her go because i definatley wont(: -p.g.

Dude i just spent the whole day with Miranda and it was the greatest day of my life.

by pwnza1 July 31, 2011

maganda

Good looking, sweet a person that you would look and go love crazy.... the word is used by pilipino.. (tagalog)

Deng look at that girl she so (maganda)..(MAggie)

by Ohhshiett July 23, 2007

Miranda

Miranda is the innermost major moon of the planet Uranus. It was discovered by the Dutch-American astronomer Gerard Kuiper in 1948.

The moon is named after a character in Shakespeare's 'The Tempest', Miranda was Prospero’s daughter.

Astro-dude 1: "Hey, I just read in Scientific American that some Prof. was looking at Uranus and saw a new moon!"
Astro-dude 2: "Huh huh huh, you said 'anus' huh huh huh."
Astro-dude 1: "Shut up, dumb-ass!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 16, 2008

marianda

A woman who is usually happy and very independent and the type of woman who gets her way.

She is totally a marianda.

by Dylan jc January 13, 2017