Charming The Manaconda

The act of having sex with a male who has an abnormally large penis.

I hired a male stripper for my bachelorette party and ended up charming the manaconda.

by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

Plastic Manc

Alternative term for a supporter of Manchester United football club who has never set foot in Trafford, the club's home town, let alone been to any games.
Their prevalence seems to be directly proportional to the success of the club.
Also known as 'Manc-Wanks', 'Tossers', 'Glory-Hunters', 'Woollies', 'Scum' and 'Cunts'.
Usually found lurking in bars, public houses south of Birmingham.

A typical conversation that takes place between other teams supporters and a "Plastic Manc".
"I see Man U played well this weekend"
"What score did we win"
"You won 2-1"
"who were we playing?"
"It was the Manchester derby"
"Ha ha we beat city...GETIN THERE"

Gloryhunter Armchair Fan Plastic Manc

by inthegame November 6, 2009

mancation

Beer, golf, beer, poker, beer, fire, beer, meat, beer, laughs, beer, horseshoes, beer, shuffleboard, beer, bunkhouse, beer, outhouse, beer, beer and beer.

50 of my closest friends and I gather each year at a camp in the Allegheny Forest for beer, golf, beer, poker, beer, fire, beer, meat, beer, laughs, beer, horseshoes, beer, shuffleboard, beer, bunkhouse, beer, outhouse, beer, beer and beer. In other words, the perfect mancation.

by Mark "Del Murder" Fortgang September 19, 2008

mancave

A house or apartment which upon entering it is immediately evident that no women live there, as the manliness of the man or men living inside is visible in every part of a mancave. Possible characteristics of a mancave include:

- A kitchen sink that's always full.
- A refrigerator that contains nothing but eggs, beer, soda, bacon, raw meat, and possibly batteries.
- Cabinets are full of canned soup and hotsauce.
- Walls are covered in posters of bands or legendary men (ex: Clint Eastwood).
- If any room contains a TV, all furniture is aiming at it.
- A dining table, half covered in old food and half covered in things unrelated to eating.
- Distinct smell of alcohol, cigarettes, and or newspaper.
- Bathrooms long overdue for cleaning.
- Frequent blasting of music.

That guy's apartment is such a badass mancave.

by JellyRabbit May 20, 2010

manchair

A chair conveniently available in some stores that sell fashionable female clothing. The chair allows the male partner of the female shopper to rest his aching legs while he tries not to answer such dangerous questions as: "Does this make me look fat?" and "Which one of these (ugly and bizarre items) looks best?".
A man usually makes use of the manchair early in a relationship, until it is stable enough for him to reveal that he does not actually enjoy traipsing through shop after shop, watching his partner buy (or try on) freakish clothes that only look good on airbrushed anorexic models in magazines. At this point, he can say: "No, you go shopping. I will stay home and: (a) watch TV; (b) sleep; or (c) stick pins in my eyes."

Woman: "Do you mind if I just try on a couple of things? It won't take a second."
Man: No, that's fine. I'll just sit in the manchair and veg out for a couple of hours."

by mahatmagrande September 22, 2008

manceptionist

A receptionist of dubious sexual identity.

Zeke: The new receptionist's voice is kinda husky, don't you think?

Clem: That's because we've hired a manceptionist.

by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

Bro-mance

Point in a friend ship at which words cannot describe the closeness of the comradery

Jon and craig (CronMenser) have a bro-mance
bromance

by CronMenser March 27, 2009