man child

A man with the character of a young child. Also could be a juvenile who is too young to be old, but too old to be young. An old soul trapped in the body of an adolescent. A man who is too old for babysitting, but desperately needs it.

plural: manchildren

"Her boyfriend, Darren, is a complete and total man child. I'd offer to babysit it, but it's kind of creepy."

by MrBunny January 4, 2012

Man Child

A Man Child is a fully-grown male that acts like a baby. A Man Child usually whines, complains, and thinks everything is unfair. Man Children in the workplace can be recognized as one who is always complaining about the rules and/or shows too much emotion ex. Crying.

"He was just crying at his desk, what a man child!"

by DeeFab430 July 29, 2009

Manchildnapping

the involuntary taking of a person over the age of 18 without indulging them with a location how long they'll be gone or when they'll return

friend 1: get in the car

friend 2: what why
friend 1: shut up im manchildnapping you
friend 2: nah man im good
friend 1: get em!!
Friend 3,4,5 get out and grab friend one and put him in the car
Friend 1,3,4, and 5: yeah road trip
friend 2: Fuck you guys

by mignoculus December 20, 2016

Marchildon Time

Someone who says they will be ready in 10 minutes but is ready 4 hours later.

Bob: Hey are we playing at 7pm?
Tim: Probably not going to happen tonight. Jack is on Marchildon Time.

by Not a Marchildon January 28, 2022

Fernando Man-child

A Fernando man- child is a huge retarded plumber. He often wrestles with his dad named Eddie who works at the same company and got him a job because Fernando Manchild is a very special boy. Is also known as that a Fernando man-child is usually gay and chases little boys in parks.

That must be a Fernando man-child because there's children around and he's touching himself

by Nssj1408 June 29, 2018

Manchillo

It's a descriptive word for a small inbred hamster/chincilla/armadillo or a mix of the three. Usually these creatures are dirty, quite often welsh and look like a disfigured pigs butt.
If you were to actually see a Manchillo you would go into shock and if you touched one you would be very ill as a lot of them carry herpies.

You filthy Machillo!

What a bunch of damn dirty Manchillo's

by IainW September 22, 2008

Man-child

Predominantly in their mid-thirties to early forties and typically hide in their mom's basement playing video games and watching my little pony hentai.
They refuse to act their age and yet want the world to treat them as adults when it is most convenient for them. Most have the appearance of an overweight slug and lack even the most basic of social skills.
More often than not these sorry individuals aren't really autistic, but simply are lazy and were raised wrong.
This trait is often paired with being a weeaboo or a male feminist who not only has never had sex with a woman, but likely hasn't seen their dick in years due to their obesity and perpetual sitting posture.
Other key signs that you are dealing with a man-child are:
1.) Refusal to see that they are in the wrong.
2.) Hisses at the mere sight of sunlight.
3.) Making shitposts on 4chan and Reddit about sensitive topics.
4.) Extremely homophobic and racist.
5.) Owns at least seven fedoras.
6.) Hasn't bathed in months.
7.) Posts bad photoshops of them and their waifu on social media.
8.) When angered, will launch into a foaming rage and rant on the internet on how they're being oppressed and discriminated against.
9.) Has severe arthritis in one hand from jacking it so often.
10.) Creates Sonic OCs.

Guy 1: *mortified* "What the hell is that ugly thing?"
Guy 2: "Oh, that's just the neighborhood man-child. He must have escaped his mom's basement."

by Yetanotheroriginalusername June 14, 2018