The creator of big white dick, artistic ability challenges Picasso, mathematic and Algorithmic genius, steeziest investor of the 21st century, attitude breaks the ceiling, will read any bitch like a 9th grade English class reads to kill a mocking bird, sensitive asf but the loyalest lover, won’t pick up on sarcasm even if it hits him in the face, he’s fine asl slim asf that boots little but it jiggle and the jawline sharper than a samurai sword, skin care, candles, and designer labels are his brand and this mf be surfing and tan
by Okay555 January 30, 2023
by Barbie Rea March 10, 2024
The unfortunate result during anal sex if the person doing the receiving does not properly prepare for the event, ie douching with a colonic or an enema, something, ANYTHING, for God's sake.
His date knew that anal sex was going to happen, but failed to prepare, and after a few minutes a Malibu Mudslide cut their evening short.
by Wm the Wingman October 08, 2020
by Caring Dad December 30, 2012
Basically a idiot who does stupid things on a pretty regular basis. I used to call this Stupid Steve Bullshit after Steven T S, but realized that there are a lot of smart Steve’s, so why insult them
Doofus Malibu dropped his smart phone out of his car, he circled back and tried picking it up from the road with his moving car and door open. Doofus Malibu lost all the fingers in one hand when the door closed on him
by Thank God For Police March 18, 2022
Malibu is a beautiful girl she is hella fun and can make you laugh at anytime everyone has to know a Malibu don't mess with her or she might kill you
by Drsmart August 08, 2018
The sweetest pookie ever. Is born to be the next wonyoung. So funny, and is wife and mother to Padlock, and grandmother and mother to Ekenib. If you ever meet a Malibu, yall will be super close, she is so kind and has a great heart, and ice skates like sunghoon.
Person 1: Mommy Padlock, what Mommy Malibu doing
Mommy Padlock: She is twerking to water dont mind her,
Person 1: Ok! I twerk with mommy malibu too!
Mommy Padlock: hey wait up for me
"the sharons three wives all twerking to water"
Mommy Padlock: She is twerking to water dont mind her,
Person 1: Ok! I twerk with mommy malibu too!
Mommy Padlock: hey wait up for me
"the sharons three wives all twerking to water"
by Rickysnecktatoo December 30, 2023