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Malding

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.
"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"
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Malding

Noah Bowlds
Noah is "malding" as always
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Malding

The definition of Malding is simply Royal/Dylan
That person is Malding
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malding

Malding is the portmanteau of the words mad and balding, used to refer to an angry, bald man.
So bad, so mad! Simply malding
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mald

Mald is a combination of words mad and bald. Being mald/malding is a situation when you're so unnaturally mad it, figuratively speaking, makes you lose hair to a point where you become bald. It's usually used on the internet, especially on Twitch and in gamer communities.

- For older people, I'd compare it to common folk saying: "Stress makes your hair grey"

Some studies showed a link between hair loss or being bald and anger issues so it's also used when a regular bald person is normally angry.
I hate this fucking RNG... it's making me mald!
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Mald

Mald/Malder/Malded, Malder, Maldly

another way of saying mad

adjective, noun, verb,

noun: someone who gets mad over the smallest thing (DC/ REDDIT mods, anime fans) : joey is a malder
Verb: the act of getting mad over the smallest things , eg: James Malded at the fact someone didn't agree with his opinion
adjective : describes petty/ unneeded anger) eg: He maldly complained about someone not agreeing that goku claps all anime )
Verb: James Malded that someone posted memes in general

Noun: GUY 1: Joseph smashed his monitor because he lost at Halo Infinite.

GUY 2: LOL WHAT A MALDER!

Adjective: Joseph Maldly smashed his monitor because he Malded over one of his discord members said a small joke
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Malded

The feeling of wasting someone’s time, even though you aren’t.
"I feel malded right now, am I wasting time?"
Or
"They felt mald, they were concerned of wasting others time"
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