Malding

When someone is so mad they start balding.

Sam and Nathan are malding while playing Siege

by Derkely February 5, 2020

Malding

Kody Makita

This man is malding on Crypto.

by anonymous November 4, 2021

Mald

being so mad that you go bald

"lol your malding right now"

by forwinningarguments May 20, 2022

Mald

When someone is mad bald

“Yo bro you’re mad bald, you’re like, dude you’re literally Mald”

by box.lunch November 26, 2025

Malding

Malder is someone who brings the mood down by being quiet whilst angry.

Someone who is mad for no reason and feels like mf real depressed.

Malding can also spread, if the person is malding and their friends try to cheer them up but fail, they're eventually also going to start malding.

Maldee is a spredee

"Tyler, why are you malding?"
"fr bro why you so mad?"

Tyler: I'm not malding! I only mald when you tell me im malding..*continues to mald even harder*

by maldermax September 11, 2023

Mald

Mald means to be mad at someone but written in a way to infuriate someone (Mostly used in videogames where a toxic person keeps typing Mald after every kill)

Person 1 (Toxic): Dude I own you in TF2 what’cha gonna do now? Cope, Mald, Seethe,
Person 2: What the fuck does mald and seethe mean?
Person 1(Toxic): Urban Dictionary retard
Person 2: That’s the reason you are adopted you fat fuck.

by TheletterAE January 12, 2022

Tanay Malde

Gimp
He is such a gimp, He works at the club and is pansexual with siblings. He loves to play with balls and sticks, and he is a sex slave

You are such a Tanay Malde, stop sleeping with your Uncle

by MaldeLikesUncle March 15, 2022