Minor Chores

Unscheduled tasks that are not urgent or time-sensitive but you anyway do it because you get bored off the actual chores.

Mark: Hi Uvuvwevwevwe, the assignment was due today, why didn't you do it?
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: Yeah I should have, I got into minor chores.
Mark: oh got it, what was that minor chore?
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: Just spent the day at registrar office to change my name to Joe Walker!

by Donultimate February 24, 2020

D minor

The saddest of all keys. People weep instantly when they hear it.

This song is in D minor. It's called "Lick My Love Pump".

by Nigel T. October 23, 2005

manorexic

When a man obsessively diets, goes to the gym, and pinches his stomach to evaluate his body fat.

Mimoun, you don't need to pinch your tummy. So manorexic these days!

by Alex_Lo April 30, 2013

minorsexual

A fancy word for a pedophile. Distusting people who are attracted to children.

BOB: I’m minorsexual
Mike: So a pedophile

Bob: no i’m attracted to minors
Mike: You disgusting piece of shit! You’re just a pedo who thinks it’s ok to identify as part of the LGBTQ+ community!

by MJ penis November 21, 2018

manorexia

The male version of anorexia nervosa, or any general wasting away of the body in men. This eating disorder is commonly seen in starlets but is now affecting men, where they take on the wasted appearance of starving children in third world countries.

This is more often a drug-related issue in men, than the self-esteem issue it manifests as in women.

J.Lo's man Marc Antony has totally got manorexia. The guy looks like Skeletor.

by Lavinia December 23, 2005

manor

same as ends, your manor is your area.

"what manor you from?"

by §håÐðw May 21, 2004

fort minor

pur Genius. rap at it's best. a rising of a tied that can't be stoped!
A fort that everyone wants to be a part of. Uniqueness that is unmeasurable!
Truth is this is one of the raps that is positive , and many should listen to because in fort minors new Cd "the rising tied" it really talk about life and the struggle. This is something that we can all relate too.

mike (of fort minor):did you get the fort minor Cd?
fans:Yes!
Mike:How much do you love me
fans:Lots
mike:do you wanna be, wanna be, like mikey
fans:Fuck yes!
Mike:There you go, the truth has set you free!
lol

by lilroc July 17, 2006