When one sexually frustrated male attempts to disguise his homosexual leanings by undertaking seemingly ‘macho’ acts which would give one an opportunity to touch other males.
Examples of Macho Gay Touching (MGT)
Example 1:
Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.
Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?
Example 2:
Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?
Example 3:
Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.
Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!
Example 4:
Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!
Example 1:
Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.
Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?
Example 2:
Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?
Example 3:
Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.
Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!
Example 4:
Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!
by threeheadedfish November 18, 2009
Get the Macho Gay Touching (MGT) mug.Macho fox is twisted in the head,
He keeps the bones of his victims under his bed,
If you ever cross paths you'll end up dead,
He keeps dismembered corpses in his shed,
If you look in his basement it gets even worse,
The things down there are really perverse,
He keeps a gimp called Syvoran locked in a box,
He uses him to guard prisoners when he's raping jocks,
He loves nothing more than to torture poor kids,
They beg for mercy but that he forbids,
He holds them down and pisses on their faces,
Then cuts up their bodies and stuffs them in briefcases,
He never fears capture or arrest,
He only lives to rape and molest,
He laughs at other macho animals and their tiny cocks,
And says "no-one is more perverted and sick than Macho Fox!"
He keeps the bones of his victims under his bed,
If you ever cross paths you'll end up dead,
He keeps dismembered corpses in his shed,
If you look in his basement it gets even worse,
The things down there are really perverse,
He keeps a gimp called Syvoran locked in a box,
He uses him to guard prisoners when he's raping jocks,
He loves nothing more than to torture poor kids,
They beg for mercy but that he forbids,
He holds them down and pisses on their faces,
Then cuts up their bodies and stuffs them in briefcases,
He never fears capture or arrest,
He only lives to rape and molest,
He laughs at other macho animals and their tiny cocks,
And says "no-one is more perverted and sick than Macho Fox!"
by LoboParamilitary April 18, 2004
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• Machopansy
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• Macrophilia
• Macho Man
• machook
• macropenis
To keep attacking with words too a "some-one” in an inappropriate manner until that “one” gets irritated enough to get Macho with you.
Manipulating ones disposition from one brief moment to the next in a short period of time.
-To goad one into a mode of anger and aggression.
-To get underneath ones skin to attain a sense of control.
Manipulating ones disposition from one brief moment to the next in a short period of time.
-To goad one into a mode of anger and aggression.
-To get underneath ones skin to attain a sense of control.
Cool and collective Tom was playing pool with Dumb-ass Dick and Dumb-ass Dick started too rudely and obnoxiously criticize Tom’s game during his shooting.
To get Macho’ed the reaction would be.
To be in a calm and cool manner in one moment and then suddenly manipulated too an agitated and hot-tempered manner after being attacked by a Macho Mouth.
To get Macho’ed the reaction would be.
To be in a calm and cool manner in one moment and then suddenly manipulated too an agitated and hot-tempered manner after being attacked by a Macho Mouth.
by William Fuentes July 25, 2008
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Get the el macho grande ding-dong mug.Alpha Male amongst the Slavic race. All genetic traces have linked back to Polish ancestry. Diligent searches in Russia have turned up no Machoslavs. Very defined masculinity and a large muscle mass that stands above all others in any crowd. A large brain mass equates with upper level logic rarely matched and never surpassed.
Machoslavs are widely sought after by sharp looking ladies. Victory is the only option for a Machoslav. Machoslavs are looked at with envy and sometimes hatred by Lesser Slavs and others who don't measure up.
by Michael Slavonski September 9, 2008
Get the MACHOSLAV mug.-Destroying something completely in an unnecessary fashion, simply to prove that you are "macho"
Or
-To destroy something out of frustration, or to prove a point.
Or
-As a replacement for saying you want to wreck somebody/something
Origin: A clip from a Swedish Movie, shown on Youtube.
Or
-To destroy something out of frustration, or to prove a point.
Or
-As a replacement for saying you want to wreck somebody/something
Origin: A clip from a Swedish Movie, shown on Youtube.
-Dude, this homework is driving me crazy, I want to turn it into a macho salad #@$@!
-Macho man: You think I'm weak? okay..okay...*Punches a huge dent in my own car*, yea there.
Other guy: You're an idiot, you just turned your door into a macho salad.
-I'm going to turn that guy into a macho salad.
-Macho man: You think I'm weak? okay..okay...*Punches a huge dent in my own car*, yea there.
Other guy: You're an idiot, you just turned your door into a macho salad.
-I'm going to turn that guy into a macho salad.
by Rugaru August 20, 2010
Get the Macho Salad mug.A middle class suburban down in Mahopac, New York, named after the once toxic lake in which the students of the middle school currently reside. It is a uncultured town, filled with Guido Italians, pot smoking skater kids, and snoody rich white folk. Joe Torre once lived there while he still coached the New York Yankee's but since his career was going to the back nine, he moved, leaving the town with its only source of interest. What remains is a large group of teenage children who are usually bored and think that by drinking alcohol in their parents basement, hanging out at the Stop And Shop, or the McDonald's parking lot gives them some sort of "cool" factor. They fail to realize that this is just a precursor to their eventual downfall in society. Basically, it blows.
Tom: Hey Sean, you wanna go to McDonalds?
Sean: No, we'll probably see Vinny Pot's and Pans or some retarded pot head sophomores from Mahopac there.
Tom: Man this town sucks. Let's go to JV.
Sean: No, we'll probably see Vinny Pot's and Pans or some retarded pot head sophomores from Mahopac there.
Tom: Man this town sucks. Let's go to JV.
by LocAsian March 24, 2009
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