mortimer mouse

an underrated mickey mouse rival.

is also known as Nortimer. Noose, he is dating Ghengis Khan pete.

kale: bro i love mortimer mouse sm
sketch: PISS OFF HES MINE

by sketchywetchy December 16, 2022

Mortified

getting railed so hard that it is a mortifying experince

I got absolutely mortified last night

by S1ayer23 November 9, 2022

buffer mortis

The hideous state one reaches while watching an inprogress DVR recording which catches up to real time viewing, thereby having to suffer through commercials.

"Oh man, we've reached buffer mortis. Let's go make a snack."

by LPathe November 30, 2010

good mortingnoon

a combination of good morning and good afternoon, usually used between 11 am-1:30 pm

good mortingnoon all

by Sexydimma January 31, 2018

rigger mortise

A severe stiffening/cramping of the joints/muscles suffered by people who attach hoisting-cables for the huge timbers that are used to build old-fashioned post-and-beam ("mortise-and-tenon") structures.

I overdid it while helping my Amish friends do a barn-raising yesterday, and now I have rigger mortise.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

nigger mortis

When your friend is couch-locked after a blunt and can't leave.

"Carter's not goin' home. He got Nigger Mortis."

by Freshen Up June 8, 2022

nigga mortis

When a black man gets shot but continues to resist arrest.

cop 1: "How the hell is he still shooting!"
cop 2: "GODDAMN NIGGA MORTIS!"

by Rina Glass June 10, 2022