mona lisa

Steve: "what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?"

Bob: "He jacked off to it"
by mark101 June 12, 2008
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mona lisa

A painting in the Louvre.
Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday

Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?

Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
by Bladebond March 03, 2007
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Mona Lisa

A Mona Lisa is a a type of bowl consisting of 2 layers of keef with the rest being weed. It's displayed as art and will demand respect from your smoking peers.. Commonly known as the bowl piece cheech and Chong smoked in the movie Up and Smoke.
"Hey can you pack a Mona Lisa"
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Oh Mona!

An exclamation. Typically uttered when a person is surprised or excited.
Oh Mona! I can’t believe that tree is covered in purple flowers!
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Mona lisa

- A down and badass honey who will seduce wealthy gullible guys into a one night stand or relationship to set em up and further the con

- Honey pot set up
I had one of my Mona Lisa’s look into that big shot

TrickinAss buster gonna get a Mona Lisa
by Mamo January 29, 2019
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mona bypass

Uppaaaaaaaa
Upaaaaa mona bypasssssss
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mona lisa

"Good from far but far from good"

a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.
by anon November 20, 2004
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