Modern Virgin

Someone who's had sex but with only one person

"My body count is 1, you could say I'm a modern virgin. "

by Juliancasabuttkiss June 12, 2021

modern art

There is less to modern art than meets the eye.

Modern Art is, by in large, pretentious rubbish.

by ó¿ó March 30, 2008

Modern Warfare 2

The game that all the girlfriends of the world will soon come to hate.

Girlfriend: "Hey, wanna come to my place tonight and fool around?"

Boyfriend: "Nope, got some modern warfare 2 to catch up on."

by mw2freak October 14, 2009

Modern Warfare 2

After months of it being out, and the 4-5 pages of Fanboy defs i'll tell you what this game really is; a piece of garbage. The campaign is great and the early first 4 months of online gameplay were alright, but now every self absorbed asshole, noob, and Xbox Live Midget on XBL I guarantee has this in their gaming collection. The online games so are full of noob tubers, kids, and wannabe MLG'ers that you can't turn one corner without being one-hit killed and possibly hearing "OMG NIGGA YOU GOT PWNED" from a kid who probably hasn't even gotten into

Pre-Algebra yet. The maps are a camper's wet dream and the Map Pack, to me, is a waste of 1200 MSPs. I personally think WaW will give you a better time then Modern Warfare 2.

Modern Warfare 2 is like the IPhone, there's a hack for everything and every asshole and annoying kid has it.

by DIE MW2 May 12, 2010

Modern Warfare 2

The follow-up game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.

A highly addictive first person shooter that will most likely piss you off and make you feel like murdering your family while they are sleeping or piss you off enough to give you a stroke...

Modern Warfare 2 Scenario

guy1: Dude, these assholes in this game is pissing me off!

guy2: Lol, just calm down man.

guy1: Dude, I'm on the verge of killing my family.

guy2: haha, dont do that you fag.

guy1: Oh shit man my head just started hurting really bad!

guy2: you alright?

guy2: dude?

guy2: Yo faaaggot answer me!

guy2: You have a stroke or something? xD

by lolmw2 March 25, 2010

Modern Warfare 3

Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it, and you're like "oh man, I'm going to have to suck this thing". You brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "well, at least I got that out of the way". However, the giant cock rears its ugly head, and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this cock is penetrating your grey matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor functions. Then, the giant cock slaps you across the cheek and knocks you out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours.

That's what the new Modern Warfare 3 will be like.

Gamer 1: hey have you seen the new Modern warfare 3? it looks sick!

Gamer 2: Yeah I've seen it.

Gamer 1: Preordered!

Gamer 2: Faggot. You should get battlefield 3 instead.

by Mystical-nub-cake July 25, 2011

Modern Style

The Modern style is a new trend, origionating in a San Francisco bay area suburb. Modern people are often seen wearing contemporary styled(with very simple designs, such as squares) track jackets(especially with the collar up), fitted dark blue jeans, and plain t-shirts. Modern people often shop at designer or urban/contemporary stores such as Urban Outfitters/FCUK/Desiel etc.
They are often seen with coffee's or Ipods as part of the urban contemporary look. Modern people are very minimalist people. They also tend to be bald(such as Moby) and occasionally wear minimalist black rimmed square glasses.

Person1: I got a new Track Jacket in San Francisco a few days ago.
Person2: It looks like your going for the "modern style."
Person1: Yes, it's becoming a new trend.

by Zach and Kevin May 26, 2006