Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

Merlin

he is a legend no one is better than merlin
hes bf is filipe but thats a sucker. btw
Merlins class is shit.

hi im merlin, wooooow i love you
hi im filipe, hello madafaka

by madafakkkaa January 8, 2019

Merlin

A boy that usually has big glasses. He is a smart boy with a huge dick. Girls search for him to see what he has hidden. He has a great personality and he makes a good husband

She was lucky to have Merlin.

by Naruto👱 April 25, 2018

Merlin

Merlin is a sick ass boy.
He can learn any dance move in no time.
He likes to yeet.
Most of the time he listens to rap.

Merlin is fast af boooooiii

by spike dick nigger January 8, 2019

Merlin

Merlin is known as a famous mythological figure, who is protects and serves his lover Arthur Pendragon. In the bbc show, Merlin has trouble understanding his destiny (returning magic into camelot), so he gets guidance from his pet dragon Kilgharrah (who betrays him and kills half the people in camelot), but anyways for him to achieve his destiny he needs to protect his lover soo he can use him and bring magic back to camelot.

Gwen : stop trying to steal him away from me MERLIN!!
Merlin : MY BAD!!! i'm just gonna use him for 5 years or two really quick

Gwen : ugh!!!

by DooDoo_Balls July 5, 2021

Merlin's Privilege

Merlin's privilege is the ability and right of Merlin of Ealdor to talk and mock freely the once and future king without being punished and everything he says matters

Merlin uses his Merlin's Privilege to get Arthur to do whatever the hell he wants.

by FizzyWizzyOof September 15, 2022

merlin mule

Mitpole of a mule with sherlock the annoyer as the lead, land gnomes because too many people are doing drags and forget this mule and you can only buy brakes at the helipad.

merlin mule

by xdr5t3evq3q April 22, 2025