Carlos Mendoza

He cannot find his car, so sad.
You: Carlos Mendoza, where is your car.

Carlos: STOP IT I AM HAVING A TEST!
by boihvbjk October 03, 2020
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below mendoza

An amount (usually of money) less than $200. Named for Mario Mendoza, a shortstop whose batting average hovered around .200, and now used as shorthand for a player whose godawful hitting means he shouldn't be in the majors.
"How the fuck am I gonna make rent this month? It's only the 15th and my checking account is already below Mendoza."
by qalachaki January 31, 2019
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Jessica Raymundo Mendoza

Beautiful girl who goes to scarlet oaks and kills every guy in her way. She richnessss don’t play
Jessica Raymundo Mendoza is so fine
by Bangtanfanboy19473 August 20, 2024
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cardinal mendoza

When a male or female takes a shit in their partners bellt button.
I was on the job amd needed to go. So i whipped out and had a cardinal mendoza on her.
by 666god666 November 03, 2017
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Ivan Mendoza

Someone whos likes men and enjoys having sexual intercourse with another man thats under age. A fagot child predator
Young boy- hey old man
Ivan Mendoza- come get some candy
by Gangstaboy5757 December 18, 2021
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Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.
Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.
by David Mendoza69 December 06, 2022
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