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mildo madness

The result of drinking way too much Miller Light the night before and having to shit out your brains in the morning.

(Contains more water than the Bud Mud.) Use caution when mixing with Mac-D's or Wendys, may cause birth defect, liver damage, and in serious cases may be life threating, Consult your docter if the mildo masdness lasts longer than 24 hours.
Yo, mondo you get the mildo madness this morning...

yah I used half the roll this morning... fuck Miller Light.
by Balls McLongCock December 31, 2006
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march madness

A sporting event that steals the attention of all men and leaves their wives and girlfriends wondering where the hell they disappeared to!
Dean is so much into March Madness that he completely has forgotten about his girlfriend Tara and is close to getting dumped for ignoring her.
by Tara March 29, 2005
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Potato-Sack Madness

When a group of 2 guys or more find a really attractive girl, get her alone, and throw a potato sack over her head. They then cut out as many holes as there are guys in the potato sack. Finally, they all stick their penises in the holes and wait to see what happens.
A group of my friends and i had some potato-sack madness last night, and i got a special surprise when i inserted...
by Shamoo McDuffie August 19, 2010
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the madness

Insanity and craziness that cannot be defined.

Excessive laughter caused by being too high or too drunk.
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March Mustache Madness

A month long celebration of the mustache held in the month of march. Mustaches of all types are encouraged.
Guy:" Hey, what's with the mustache?"
Man:" It's March Mustache Madness dumbshit!"
by Charlie knows more than you December 9, 2008
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30 Seconds of Madness.

A catchphrase preached almost religiously by a fucking bald knobjockey infront of a undeserving school audience.
"Okay guys. Premature ejacluation. 30 Seconds of Madness. (or pleasure) is all it takes. Just like when I'm in bed with my poor wife."
by 30secondsoflove August 19, 2007
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Udderate Madness

A Unique Roblox Streamer / Youtuber. He does unique things that anyone pays him to do. His name means total madness
This is Udderate Madness.
by Udderate Madness January 12, 2019
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