lindenhurst high school

run by a fat principle who jogs around the school after hours to "lose weight". lhs can't afford funding for shit b/c the budget is hated by all the citizens. the deans like to take your headphones and hats to pretend like they do their job when all they have to do is go into the bathrooms and bust kids for smoking on school property. the teachers are either really cool cats or the BIGGEST dickheads you will ever meet. the kids are the worst part of all. you have the obnoxious spanish bitches who squeal at frequencies that will make your ears bleed and they group in the hallways like cancer. you have the black bitches who think everyone wants to know their business and then give you lip when your fed up with hearing their shit and want to walk around their giant, slow moving asses. you have the stoners who flock to the smokers' corner every morning (and any free period they have) just to get their fix for the day (hour). you have the fat italian (polish too) bitches who think they are the hottest thing since sliced bread. you have the dirt bag alternative learning center (alc) kids and juggalos (same thing). the honors kids and the preps. and last, but not least, the freshmen with backpacks that make you stare in wonder at how such a tiny person can support a backpack four times the size of his body; they like to run through the hallways b/c you can never be too early for class! yeahh rightt.

at lindenhurst high school there is one drug dealer for every five students.

by swindlehurst gangstah July 8, 2009

landerdoodle

1. A cross between KLL and a poodle.
2. A subversive cluster f#cking of a simple task.

1. LL: Do you like our new Landerdoodle? Do you think it looks more like the stud or the bitch?
KP: Definitely, the stud. I recognize those neuticles.

2. Damn, I need to start over...this has been completely landerdoodled.

by fu_db May 19, 2009

Lunderground

Mixture of "London" and "underground" quicker than saying the London underground

Hey I just got off the Lunderground and waterloo

by tadderzboi June 5, 2015

landen shaw

landen shaw is just a sexy beast you will never believe what a snack he is, he must have the worlds biggest pp

have you seen landen shaws pp, its crazy how huge it is

by lannybigman February 14, 2019

Lindell3x

Lindell is the most beautiful boy that’s a playa he love girls and taking them on a date

Lindell3x is so savage

by Lindell3x November 23, 2021

the english have landed

Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!

Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.

Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”

by Ccs46 October 6, 2017

North Lindenhurst

1.The North Part of Lindenhurst. In Lindenhurst definitions people stated that LINDENHURST should not be confused with NORTH LINDENHURST but we are just different parts which make up one town but North Lindenhurst is not part of the village but we share the same area code and go to the same schools.

2.When your a kid you go to William Rall Elementary.

3.The Working Class Part of town.

4.The "Ghetto" of Lindenhurst.

5.Is more racially mixed than all the other parts of Lindenhurst.

6.BTW there are very few emos and not many scene kids here also there are not many juggalos.

7.I believe that our crime rate is a bit higher than other parts of Lindenhurst also unfortunently there is a rather high amount of sex offenders living here.

#1- We are not part of the village of Lindenhurst.
#2- I went to William Rall School as a little kid.
#3-I'm from North Lindenhurst I'm not some well off guy.
#4-Kids from other parts of Lindenhurst who call us this are either pussy or clearly never been to any ghettos.
#5-There is a fairly large hispanic population here and most black people of Lindenhurst live here.
#6- Doesn't sound like a bad place.
#7-Being that not everyone is well to do this is expected but those sex offenders should get beat in prison.

by NorthLindyGuy July 15, 2009