Lucifer Coil 

That huge evil knot an extension cord, rope, or garden hose turns into when it was carefully wound up, and then you try to pay it back out.

I took my earphones out of my pocket, and tried to unravel them, but they turned into a Lucifer Coil.

Lucifer Coil by Rrrowlf February 12, 2010

lucifer's lettuce 

a comical term for marijuana

bible thumpin dad: (smells weed from outside of sons locked door then knocks)
"johnny are you smoking that marijuana again?!"

johnny: "yes ho now fuck off."

bible thumpin dad: "sweet jesus THATS LUCIFER'S LETTUCE!!!"

johnny: "meh."
(coughs)

lucifer's lettuce by big baby jesus. September 22, 2007

Lucifer Morningstar 

This sexy beast will make you commit the CUM he is a lover not a fighter. He is able to make his way out of any situation and can penetrate the strongest of forces. He can entrance anyone with the sex and make you feel like a king he is special in many eyes he is Lucifer Morningstar.

Gabe: I pulled a Lucifer Morningstar on grandma.

Ethan: *fucking dies*

Lucifer Morningstar by UrbanDictionary™ October 29, 2019

Lucifer's Quinoa 

A slang term for marijuana.

Mom: Devin, you had better not be smoking Lucifer's Quinoa in there!

Lucifer's Quinoa by dad b September 15, 2017

Lucifer's pleasantries

First, have some bitch give you a dirty blow job, mouthin all over your feces-encrusted hairy rooster. Now listen to the next part carefully because it is done through precision timing, hours of practice, and a dirty one legged mexican named antonio. You yank your one eyed gorilla out of that whore's mouth right before you feel dessert is about to be served, and take a lighter to the semen shooting out of your sparkling beam, lighting the juice on fire midair. While the raining meteors clunk on the hooker's face, calmly look into that crack-head's eyes and whisper "you're a wizard, harry." Conclude this lovely session by soaking your hand in Bengay and fist the bitch's pussy, clawing at the walls of her genitalia.

After she lapped on my balls, i decided to perform Lucifer's pleasantries on her.

Lucifer's pleasantries by Surprise_Its_Your_Mom_69 January 20, 2009

Lucifer's Trident

An all-male threesome.

Steven: What happened when you and Earl left the bar last night?
Tanner: We went home, met up with Zach, and had a Lucifer's Trident, it was nuts.

Lucifer's Trident by BalaBarb May 5, 2016

Lucifer Fucking Satan 

A long awaited followup to the infamous "Jesus Fucking Christ." Utilizing this in lieu of the other may incite praise from those around you. You might even get an "Amen." Now who could argue with that.

Lucifer Fucking Satan Stan, how many times have I told you to stop being late?"

Lucifer Fucking Satan by Koshell October 24, 2016