The President of the State University of New York at Binghamton, which she insists on calling "Binghamton University" for some odd and probably pretentious reason. She spent millions of dollars building a pointless gaudy stadium while freshmen were suffering from overcrowded conditions in the dorms.
by asdf May 24, 2004

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

by ReinhardtsGirlfriend March 11, 2021

A love interest, usually female, who ignores flirting and thoughtful actions because of her infatuation with someone who would probably never have her.
Tom: Who are those flowers for, Harry?
Dick: Dude! Are those for Tracy again?
Harry: I think I've got her close to a date!
Tom: No way! She's obsessed with her boss.
Dick: Yeah. She's such a Lois Lane.
Harry: :(
Dick: Dude! Are those for Tracy again?
Harry: I think I've got her close to a date!
Tom: No way! She's obsessed with her boss.
Dick: Yeah. She's such a Lois Lane.
Harry: :(
by Daggermouth July 8, 2010

Kevin: Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic
Josh: LOI
Teacher: SEE ME AFTER CLASS
Class: LOI
Josh: LOI
Teacher: SEE ME AFTER CLASS
Class: LOI
by LOi2214 March 2, 2009

by MadCollector101 December 13, 2018
