port-a-loo

a toilet on wheels. a little room in which to do a 1, 2 OR 3. unloading your bowels or emptying your bladder on a bog with one-ply toilet paper. painfull and smelly. and sorry for you if its runny. EISH WENA(see 'EISH WENA').
no worries about flushing! no one else does it! infact, many of them have had the flushing handle stolen. but some are a little more sofisticated... they have a BUTTON!

emma; man! i really need to take a dump.
aimee; well, theres a PORT-A-LOO over there.
emma; thank goodness for portable tiolets!!! i'm off to do my business...that means a CRAP.
claire; enjoy fattie.

by emza, aimz, pookie November 20, 2005

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lookie loo

Besides referring to a person who looks at things with no intention of buying them, a special meaning is that of a person who holds up traffic by slowing down to look at an accident or fire or some other reality.

Traffic on the 405 has come to a standstill because of the lookie loos.

by Bill DeF December 22, 2008

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Anal Loo

Short AZN Kid that wears a cap
Tries to play samus in brawl

Anal Loo says
"OMG SUNZ"
"TIP YO SWORD NIGGU"
"HELLA NICE EXP"
"DOT"

by john j. halverson May 31, 2009

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Loo Fairy

A lady who wears fake tan (applied with a trowel), and makeup made of cement, tattooed on eyebrows - sporting a brightly coloured maxi dress (from 'The Asda") and normally a Scouse (equally could be a Geordie or Glasgow) accent.
Normally found to be frequenting posh city centre bars, in the hope of bagging a footballer or similarly wealthy male - (must be of the metrosexual variety).

Hey Warren - have you seen that girl - check out the kip of 'er - proper loo fairy there mate!

Oh my god - you should see that bird i pulled last night mate - proper loo fairy!

by technolover December 7, 2011

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