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Loner hipster

A person who thinks they are a hipster, but in fact they do not associate with the norm of the hipster ways so they are alone.

Symptoms that you may know/be a loner hipster:Denial, shower without soap(real hipsters don't shower at all), staying in to watch an indie film for a first date, constantly overusing the phrase "I don't want to see that mainstream bullshit", overlistening to the shins, and watching 500 Days of Summer over 500 times.
That George, he wears his scarf and cardigan all the time, but he doesn't frequent enough coffee shops or watch enough indie films to be a hipster, he's a loner hipster.
by georgesucks January 20, 2011
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loner-boner

An erection that occurs when standing on your own. These are entirely random.
The horse standing alone in the middle of the field had a giant loner-boner.
by i get bored sometimes. October 3, 2009
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loner computer

dude my loner computer is so slow
by Dwarfhole2021 September 13, 2017
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Loner swag

a person who likes to be alone. they have friends and people who want to be around them but instead they prefer to be by themselves.

Happy being alone
chris: yo sam come to that party with us
sam: nah its cool im gunna go home take this facial & jus chill
chris: you have such loner swag
by Reesa lynn March 11, 2012
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loner with a boner

An event occurring on Sunday evenings when the alpha-male suddenly realizes that his nightly escapades suddenly seem for nothing as he is completely alone, finding himself laughed in the face by his suddenly erect boner and no one there to disarm it. Hence loner with a boner.
Oh, Jeffrey... he may be a stud on occasion, but come the day after he is only a loner with a boner.
by Kimotep October 12, 2009
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loner boner

anyone who gets a boner when alone or in a group of guys.
Ryan Nagel is a total loner boner
by michael and andrew November 7, 2010
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Loner Stoner

1. A person who has little or no friends and smokes cannabis when nobody is around.

2. A person who has little or no friends and utilizes drugs including psychedelics, heroin and other drugs.
"Who is that guy, why don't I ever see him with someone, why does he always look bored and seems happy when talking?"

"Most likely a loner stoner, they typically get baked at night so you will never see them stoned."
by Ben Gump August 28, 2009
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