London

Good place to get stabbed.

"Man I hope someone stabbed me"
"go to London lmao"

by DimmyJonaldsson October 1, 2022

London

no cap he fine asl ,, but he gotta gf . fat ass dick but he aint tryna use it. a lil scary , n nonchalant asf

bro london mean asl

by fatdick6969 March 12, 2022

London

The goddamn best place on Earth.

London is the goddamn best place on Earth.

by korat97 March 13, 2011

London

1.A place where dreams come to die.

2.A way of describing people from London who move into smaller towns.

3.Chav Capital of the world

2.Yeah, that London bitch thinks she's all good.

3.Jesus Christ, did you see all the chavs in London today? It was like a sea of gold sovereign jewellery and Lynx.

by Ihateyouallsomuch July 31, 2005

London

Someone who likes to get fucked by ducks, and watches the Bill Cosby show.

Omg did you hear LONDON was shot in the school shooting last week...amazing

by NoiceMon November 29, 2018

London

The act of when a young boy, that is currently in a relationship, travels to foreign lands and get laid with some foreign pussy.

This usually happens when there is an ongoing relationship and one partner travels, typically the male. This couple is then involved in limited communication and conversation resulting in a natural breakdown. This is due to the partner 'Londoning' without his significant other's consent which will eventually lead to breakup but pure satisfaction for the 'Londoner.'

Oh, look there's John. He just broke up with Margot since he Londoned without her consent.

I feel bad for Scarlett. I heard that her boyfriend was Londoning on her.

by gummo 619 June 9, 2018

London

She's a beautiful independent lady. She does everything independently and is nice to everyone. She gives great advice!

OMG look at London today!!

London is so awesome I wish I was as independent as her!

by UrbanGal2K18 July 8, 2017