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lighter fluid

When you fuck someone in the ass during the night and then attempt to fuck them in the ass again in the morning, but the fluid inside could possibly burn your penis.
Jamie tried to give it to me in the butt again this morning, but my asshole was so hot I could have shit lighter fluid.
by kendallandjaime May 29, 2007
mugGet the lighter fluidmug.

Lighter tax

The common tax imposed upon all stoners careless enough to lend someone a lighter. It is often imposed by the scab of the group who is either too young or too right with his money to buy his own lighter.
That scabby bastard stole my lighter again, that's second time this week he's taken the 'lighter tax'.
by 9" nanny July 23, 2016
mugGet the Lighter taxmug.

Lighter of paw

A performance enhancing shit undertaken prior to, or midway through physical activity
"Last push for the summit guys"......"Hang on, I just need to go lighter of paw"
mugGet the Lighter of pawmug.

Shit Lighter

Any disposable lighter that isn't a Bic brand disposable lighter. Usually ones that have that horrible dial that your little brother cranks up without you knowing and you end up burning your fucking eyebrows off.
by Drewnicus April 12, 2019
mugGet the Shit Lightermug.

emotional lighter

type of lighter, usually clippers, which develop an emotional bound with their owners. as a consequence no one else except the owner can light up the fire.
your lighter doesn't like me. it is probably an emotional lighter.
by n3797 January 27, 2023
mugGet the emotional lightermug.

whtie lighter

A true hawaiian who lights up one haole cahz
a "haole" aka a white person gets light up by one true hawaiian using a whtie lighter
by Hawaiian 808 April 26, 2016
mugGet the whtie lightermug.

dick lighter

The act of using your dick to start a fire, more specifically, cumshotting into whatever you're trying to burn.
When Daquan decided to pull out, he accidentally started a fire with his dick lighter
by bbc.flamethrower.reborncum March 15, 2015
mugGet the dick lightermug.

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