Lena

A good looking American girl with bangs, a basic music taste and a strong hatred towards awkward British men.

"Ah man, Lena left me on read again"
"You're awkward and British, what did you expect?"

by Walk-D.M.C. May 20, 2020

Lena

Emo. Queen of emos.

Emo: is that an emo
Emo Lena: yes

by The only president August 30, 2022

Lena

Lenas are a phenomenon. Bad ones. Very bad ones. In the lists of misfortunes across the globe, such as 9/11, the creation of Discord, and Steve Buscemi's face, Lenas rank highly amongst them. Very highly. In fact, it is thought that the condition known as Maidenlessness, a severe malignant disease that affects 9/10 theatre kids, originated from the Lena species. Lenas would like to pretend they are in the possession of Maidens, but this is merely a side effect of their condition, possibly procured from their time in theatre. Lenas' physical form, however, is simply a vessel for an entity far beyond our comprehension. For the most part, the entity that resides within a Lena's physiology cannot be typically detected, even upon scrutinous examination, with the exception of observing their foreheads, which has been mutated in order for the being that exists within Lenas to operate comfortably. This "thing" that is within a Lena's form seems to be powered by cheese, rice crackers, and in the late autumn season, chocolate and candy. In conclusion, a Lena should be handled with the utmost caution, lest one suffer the consequences of becoming friends with them, consequences so severe that one may actually begin to be grateful for their friendship with such a person. Should this occur, it is too late, and is forced to ride along within any machinations they are pulled into by a Lena. And sometimes, those machinations aren't so bad.
-A Lena's Bestie

"OH MY GOSH, IT'S A LENA"
"RED ALERT, RED ALERT"

by QJQQQQ November 11, 2022

Lena

the coolest member of any community, awesome person who has done nothing but good

yo man that's pretty lena of you

by ENA/Lena November 14, 2022

Lena

Lena, a sexy girl with the most gorgeous smile. Her giggle is brilliant and with the right support could do or be anything !!! She has the sexiest body and has the best munge in the world ;). Wanna go down on her rn

Wow, look how sexy lena is

Lena is really clever but underrates herself

This is lena, she is gorgeous

Lena is really funny and unique

by Fuckyeahbaby August 07, 2019

Lena

One who takes pleasure in the killing of cacti.

Person 1: Who killed that cactus?
Person 2: Whoever it was, they must have been a real Lena.

by Corez41 January 30, 2009

Lena

she a whole unicorn and she wish she was thicc. her best friend is unknown so hml *wink wink*.

lena is better then you period't sis.

by oh eh oh ahhh February 07, 2019