Lazitization

A transition into a state of slovenliness and inertia. Usually in generic reference to a grouping.

Supercedes, "..that bitch be gettin´lazy" ie. "That young lady may be under the influence of lazinization".

...for I had suspected that the lazitization, that had befallen many of today´s youth, may have had something to do with the absence of bearded music teachers and cheap Scotch.

by Towners April 25, 2011

Lazioactive

(adj.) physically lazy but mentally active.

1st person: "Hey, buddy! Let's hang out!"
2nd person: "I'm sorry, bro. I can't. I'm working on some computer stuff."
1st person: "God damn it! You're such a lazioactive geek!"

by wordsinventor December 16, 2014

lazingularity

Having achieved the ultimate level of laziness. The laziness singularity.

- Hey, that dude named Ben sure is lazy.
- Lazy? He is beyond lazy, he has achieved lazingularity.

by Soleil Noir Media January 20, 2015

Lazinit

Being lazy. Relaxed. Chillin.

"You at work?"
"Nah, I'm home lazinit."

by Dougernaut May 5, 2015

Lazitch

The Combination Of Lazy And Bitch

LAZITCH
Friend: Can You Get Me The Remote I Don't Wanna Get Up
You: OMG Stop being such a LAZITCH!!!

by The Queen Of Factz Sis July 7, 2021

Laziest don

That guy who gets out of bed and immediately gets back into bed and always says cba to anything

That Ben doesn’t ever come out or move from his bed, he really is the laziest don.

by Whatonearthshouldiput March 9, 2022

Reactive laziness

Otherwise known as LAZY fucker Syndrome or RL

When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.

Reactive laziness examples:

Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"

Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"

by Darkhorsevru July 12, 2011