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Lawn Mower 

When you insert a strand of anal beads into your girlfriends asshole then yank them out like your pull starting a lawn mower.
You should have seen the look on that bitch's face when I gave her the lawn mower when she wasn't expecting it.
Lawn Mower by Dirty Mexi March 21, 2003
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Lawn Pornament 

Any seasonal lawn decoration that has been or can be used as a sex doll or sex toy. Can be inflatable or rigid and may or may not be modified to support deviant acts.
My grandma called the police when she saw a drunk college student from down the street defiling her prized inflatable Santa Claus. When the Police arrived, they found him passed out holding a Christmas elf. He had apparently sealed the deal with Donner, Prancer, Rudolph's mouth, and Frosty the Snow Man. When questioned, he claimed that he became addicted to Lawn Pornaments after dropping acid while watching a Family Guy marathon.
Lawn Pornament by tidycat72 December 8, 2009

lawn work 

It's such a beautiful day, do some lawn work.
lawn work by rarri September 30, 2013

lawn dart 

To fly a remote control plane into the ground nose-first.
Man, I just turned my new F-27 into a lawn dart!
lawn dart by sterlingheights December 3, 2005

lawn chair 

When the penetrating partner takes the receiving partner and folds them in half and then proceeds to fuck them. The foldee is positioned so that their legs are pressed against the folder's body, while the folder presses the foldee's body against the top of their legs.
My girlfriend really wanted it, so I gave her a lawn chair.
lawn chair by The GD Batman December 6, 2010

lawn fairy

A derogatory term used to refer to a soccer player. Generally used by football players, meatheads, or other people without necks.
"I saw a lawn fairy in the park yesterday."
lawn fairy by BP7 June 23, 2006