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Loafing

1) verb: To loaf
2) To do things in a manner that shows disinterest or a simple lack of composure
3) The manner in which things get done while the person doing the action is stoned as shit.
"Jeff hand me a napkin"
*Jeff picks up wad of napkins, drops them all onto the floor, hands person napkin but fails to pick up all the rest of the scattered napkins.
"Jeff quiz loafing"
by icepick008 April 26, 2015
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Laying ropes

Large cumshot to the face that heavily resembles a rope
bruh I was just laying ropes on her face
by Rosales420 January 21, 2015
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loafing

bullcraapping around; wasting time; a big procrastinater.
Ay you loafing, you better hurry up and do ms. johnson essay.
by WashingtonDC123 June 15, 2010
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Lamington

cake sponge coconut chocolate Australia

An Australian created cake for all occasions. A square sponge, usually stale coated in chocolate and sprinkled with coconut.
Rumour has it a man dropped his spongecake into the gravy by accident, and threw it over his shoulder, where it landed in a bowl of coconut, or peanut butter. A servent who saw this when he/she was cleaning after the meal, decided to substitute the gravy with Chocolate and it became a well known loved snack for generations to come.
I ate a lamington after dinner.

My lamington has too much coconut and not enough chocolate.

Why is this lamington so dry?
by The~Apprentice~ July 16, 2006
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laying down the rape sword

The act of owning your opponent in a competition. Similar to doing the rapedance or boarding the rapetrain.
Chuck and I were laying down the rape sword in Mario Tennis doubles today.
by Popadamus January 13, 2010
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Laying Ass

Dude, when I got to my house, I was laying ass like a mother fucker. It was magnificent, I had to quarantine my bathroom.
by Cpt. Thickens December 2, 2010
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social loafing

Social loafing takes place in a public venue, such as a park, library, or movie theater. Social loafing is when two males with erect penises stick their shafts into opposite ends of a loaf of bread, often with holes pre-cut into the loaf. The holes can be filled with butter, margarine, or spermicidal lubricant.
There are rules to this procedure however:
1. If you are gay and proceed to attempt this, you must follow this up by tossing some salad or serving up a good ol' rusty trombone.
2. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, you must immediately have sex with the nearest girl, hot or not, to nullify the gayness.
3. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, and if you bump heads within the bread, you must stop IMMEDIATELY and proceed to watch HOURS of lesbian pornography.
Austin and Ben felt like experimenting in front of their girlfriends, so they proceeded to engage in social loafing at their local library. Afterwards, they had glorious sex with their girlfriends on top of novels written by Stephen King....
by TossMySaladpl0x? April 24, 2011
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