Ladder Ass

After working on a ladder and clenching you guts for hours you are now capable of the worst smelling farts

I thought I was was gonna get some from my girlfriend until I started getting ladder ass

by Webster, bitch October 8, 2008

ladder face

A small, fourteen year old caucasian female with a recent nosejob who unexpectedley ran her nose into a ladder out of her own stupidity and/or a blank mind.

"Hey Ladder face! Watch out for the ladder in the pool!" *girl falls in pool and hits ladder with nose*

by Super Fermin August 3, 2007

ladder-north

The strike pattern used to hit targets with nuclear weapons from over the north pole. Such a strike would hit the southernmost targets first, moving from east to west, then hit the next series of targets to the north from west to east. From overhead the hits would appear to make the rungs of a ladder, giving rise to the name. This kind of strike is used with nuclear munitions to prevent warhead fratricide.

The SIOP calls for a ladder-north against their southern defenses.

by Komitadjie November 11, 2008

Ladder Text

When someone writes you multiple texts , you don’t reply to all, and they get pissed.

You wrote ladder text, I don’t have time to read them all.

by Nub shaker November 19, 2019

Ladder Splatter

The act of being high up to splatter you jiz in a womans hair.

this bitch was actin up so i ladder splattered her ass

by NIKNAK10 October 21, 2010

Ladder slut

A person who works in the corporate world and moves up the corporate ladder by doing sexual favors for their superiors to move up the corporate ladder.

Ed:How did Susie move up the corporate ladder so fast?

Tom: She slept with her boss to move up the corporate ladder.

Ed: She is such a ladder slut.

by Cheyenne C October 4, 2013

ladder bunnies

Plural form: Female Groupies of Fire Fighters. Usually a derogatory in nature.

Dude, check it out those ladder bunnies... I bet you get lucky tonight.

by Otto Von Mog March 31, 2015