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cyber lobotomy

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A lobomoty performed by satilights.
Hey i just got my cyber lobotomy, you should get one too.
by Irdjk June 20, 2021
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reverse lobotomy

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When some one stops being retarded
Oh I hope Ben had his reverse lobotomy he NEEDS to stop playin
by H-J the sequel May 1, 2023
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Mack truck lobotomy

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like a regular lobotomy, but performed with a Mack truck instead of surgical tools ensuring a quick and successful operation
I think it's time for me to go get a Mack truck lobotomy
by Markimedes September 29, 2023
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Jizz Lobotomy

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While receiving oral, the man (at the moment of climax) pulls out and stuffs the tip of the penis (urethra) in one of the female's nostrils to let the load loose.

Bonus points - Egyptian Lobotomy - Only achievable with an exceptionally thick load...removal of the load looks like a step within the Egyptian mummification in process - pulling out the brain through the nose...
Last night I pulled the Jizz Lobotomy on my girl... Cleared out her sinus problem in one shot!
by Dewyz1100 January 12, 2011
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Cocktail Lobotomy

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Being extremely drunk and being very happy. On the way to blackout city.
"Look at Joe over there, he's drank so much that he's had a cocktail lobotomy"
by Zven January 30, 2009
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Sexual lobotomy

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When you have so much sex, or such amazing sex, that you're dead to the world.
as in "I just gave my girlfriend a sexual lobotomy"

Or "I dont think I'm gonna make it over I feel like I've had a sexual lobotomy."
by Mikeymike10159 July 18, 2015
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Vaginal Lobotomy

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Kind of like a lobotomy in your brain. But in your vagina. Getting rid of a baby. A shmashmortion. But leaves unintended sides effects like roast beef flaps. The acronym is VL.
Hallie was all kinds of knocked up til she got that vaginal lobotomy. Too bad she suffers from loose puss now.
by McCuntBuckets June 30, 2014
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