Lloyd 

a cute boy who is very kind. He can make any girls love him and he is a magnet for girls. His crush is a you know what. If you see his face, you will have heart eyes, as he has the cutest face in the world. He has 456 wives and 456 cute girl slaves. All his friends love him and they think he is so cool. If you have a Lloyd, you're lucky as he can give you a free wife.

Friend: Oh I don't have a wife

Lloyd: Don't worry, I gotchu

Friend: recieves 10 wives

Friend: shocked

Lloyd by hirku tierou yvhguherijfhgyure September 26, 2022

Lloyd 

Noun/adjective. A person, activity, or manner/state-of-being which can best be classified as, "weird, BUT cool". Slang for 'one of us'. Odd in a particularly pleasing or otherwise surprisingly-good, endearing, humourous, or indescribably affable way.

The way you just nay-nayed during that meeting was so lloyd. He/she/it is lloyd.

"Where is Lloyd tonight?"
"OH, he had to go hang out with his foreign exchange alien and Rihanna and Bad Bunny. He will return after Justin Bieber's bahmitzvah."

Lloyd by Lloydkarl February 22, 2023

Lloyd 

the sillest silly to ever walk on ninjago

"That's right! It's me! Your son! And it's Lloyd, Dad!"

Lloyd by sdkfkwdsalkeji September 23, 2023

Lloyd 

Lloyd is a fat nigger who likes to slay on Fortnite and rape lil watermelon people

Hey I see a Lloyd. Oh he must be slaying those black tar people

Lloyd by By melon mucher November 22, 2023

Lloyd

a person who is adept at scamming another with/without their knowing.

He took all his money. He's such a lloyd.

Lloyd by TheMilkyMane May 10, 2026

lloyd pour

A very generous pour of straight alcohol, typically whisky, of at least 3.5 oz

Wow. You almost filled the glass - that's a lloyd pour!

lloyd pour by Murf72 August 12, 2017

Lloyd Doyley 

A professional footballer (and general legend) who plays for Watford FC. Can also be used as a marker for general perfection.

John:How's your cake Tim?
Tim:It's good but it's no Lloyd Doyley!

Lloyd Doyley by Estuary Hornet August 11, 2011